Bonsai-Getting his Ass Kicked

Peh, where should I start?
Well, I'm just some random college student with quite a lot of time on my hands. I moderate the Marriland forums when I feel like it. I'm trying my hand at competitive battling, with some success and failure. My interests vary from anime to sports.

If we're battling, here are the rules.

No Ubers
Sleep Clause
OHKO Clause
Evasion Clause (Flash and Sand-Attack are allowed, but Double Team and Minimize are banned)
Species Clause
No hax items(Brightpowder, Focus Band, Scope Lens, and the like)
Event Moves are allowed(ie. Wish Blissey)
No illegal hacks(illegal move combinations, illegal EVs or stats, etc.)
No Wobbuffet

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