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In my schoolyard, we sang it like this:

I'm Popeye the sailor man

I'm Popeye the sailor man

I likes to go smimmink

Wit bald-headed wimmink

I'm Popeye the sailor man

The deepest worship you can render,

You who are busy and care-worn,

Is to rest. To listen. To be…with God.

The deepest worship you can render,

You who lead and serve,

Is to follow. To wait. To receive...from God.

But you who have never worked,

Who have never tested your wings in heavenward ...

Whuffo dem peeps done write 'poke' p-o-l-k? Evvybody know poke salet izza sudden plant. Somebody akkin a foo!

The grim reality of life imprisonment is that, save a miracle of transformation, lifers will slowly degrade into the monsters we imagine them to be. Each human being, no matter how horrific its behavior, is a wondrous being, created by God in His own likeness. Prisoners literally rot--spiritu...

I'm autistic but I'm not crazy. I AM a "true singer and vocalist". Are you?

"No ones watching this going man the south was right..."

@NicoleHalsey13 Girl, where did you learn to write? WTF does this mean? Maybe YOU know what your mean; the point of writing is for OTHERS to know what you mean! Pullease! Mind the conventions of print! Use quotation marks when you mean...

"this song makes me want to beat my cock and drink the jizzzz."

@TheBlizzardof79

You're sick, puppy, and not in a good way....

"THIS is music... Not that stupid Justin Bieber"

@Jaleita16

Long before I even knew who Justin Bieber is, I heard people comparing him to the lamest acts in the history of pop music. Having now seen and heard him for myself, I don't think he is particularly lame. There are a lot worse perform...

I'm intrigued by the comments that I've read re. this clip. I never read the book; I saw the film 'way back when it came out. My school had a lunchtime trip that they called "College Hour" and the AS showed it. It was free, so what the heck? Actually, the high point, as I recall, was when a f...

@wojack1000 if that is true, it certainly doesn't fit in well with the song. What they're saying is: "If you think the world turns around you (or, put another way, if you think 'it''s all about me'), please tell me that you're just a singer in a rock and roll band. On the other hand, if you wa...

@italoscozzese uplifting? Dude, I'm a songwriter, ok? Let's look at these "uplifting" lyrics:

"All my crying--feel like dying..."

Yeah, man. Uplifting. That's what I'd call it...if I was on drugs!

This kid has a future in films.

@oldbob1951

What a homophobic thing to say! Everybody was closeted in those days--Joe McCarthy, J. Edgar Hoover...who'd've guessed that THEY were...shall we say "happy"? A school-bus driver had to mind his Ps and Qs to work around kids.

Has anybody got a clip of him singing "Lullabye of Birdland"? His version is the best I've ever heard--nobody else gets the rhythm quite right on that one.

This is the first song I remember EVER hearing on the radio. The year was 1955 and I was two years old. I never knew any of the verses or the name of the song. Nor did I know who sang it. However, I did remember the refrain: "I was left, right, right, left out of your heart...hi li hi lo hi ...

My brother used to sing a version of "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man" the third and fourth lines of which were: "I like to go swimmink wit bald-headed wimmink...". Of course, all of the other lines were: "I'm Popeye the Sailor Man". According to my brother (of course, this was when he was about te...

When I was in high school, I was a real suck-up. I'd open doors for girls and treat them like they mattered. They blew me off. (That's the closest I ever got to a "blow job"!) My kid is the opposite: he's a regular babe magnet. He blows them all off and they throng around him like he's the ...

I just had to show my kid the part about Randy and Brad getting kicked off the bus.

Their bit about "a tube of super glue and Vinnie McGurn's butt crack" has got to be one of the two or three best jokes in TV history!

No, it's infinitely better!