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@sgoodie88 Hipsters can't do that. Sorry, but it's the law.

Great video! I've seen retrievers do this with people who don't want to play before (like "You can borrow this toy if you pay attention to me"). It doesn't seem to be with other shows,, so she just wants to be friends with the hosts of Japan Net. Poor girl :(

@MiaDeansy711 Looks like it's just a tabby. They're what happens when a cat has extremely mixed ancestry, so they tend to have pretty typical looks/behavior for cats. On average they are prone to fewer diseases and live longer than purebred cats. Good pets to have.

It's a pity the sound quality on this production is so much worse than the Met, because Houston's Mao is just lightning, a powerful and dangerous creature chained in a frail body. He overpowers the secretaries' chorus, where in the Met version it almost feels like the reverse; and in the Houston ...

@MrNoelJMIS It's a good production, but the casting IS really jarring. I'm surprised it's the fake Chinese that jumped out at you when makeup didn't even bother hiding Nixon's soul.

The 'believe in yourself! Put your heart into it! You can do anything' etc speech in favor of a one-man baseball team is brilliant. I've never seen a better setup.

@MsNarutofanatic dear you must realize they're using 'hammer' as a metaphor

0:36 A reasonable comment on TVT, timestamped for posterity.

3:47 THE JOKE IS THAT WAR KILLS JOCKS

THAT IS AS STUPID AS JOKES GET, BUT YOU RUINED IT ANYWAY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1:38 i'm a functioning adult stuck in a diabetic vegetable's body

seeing a doctor about hormones, etc.

I'M COOKIN' WITH GAS! I'VE GOTTA HANDFUL OF VERTEBRAE AND A HEADFUL OF MAD! YEAH, THAT'S YOUR SPINAL CORD, BABY! DIG IT!

-Maya Angelou, "I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings"

I was once like you. Then I grew a dick, a brain, and a heart.

@Delcat42 I've got clinically diagnosed OCD and intrusive thoughts are seriously like mentally stubbing your toe at the absolute worst. Used to be I couldn't see a young man with a bald, shiny head without having this intrusive mental image of driving staples into it, and that was about as anxiet...

1:22 - "Boys Don't Cry" would have come out so much better if instead of the main character trying to come to terms with the profound disconnect between his gender identity and his body and being raped and killed for it it was about a woman who likes to hang out with non-threatening gay boys!!! A...

@Lanyardish The main thing they have in common is that that hikkikomori spend millions of yen of their parents' money on useless moe bullshit into their 30s and 40s and then act like they're being persecuted because the company that makes Princess Adventure Time won't let them post on the same BB...

This whole page is just nerds kicking down, then bragging about it. One can mentally add "JUST LIKE ZETSUBO-SENSEI!!!" to every fucking one and they become more accurate.

I just noticed these are all 100% better if you imagine them as being actually written in the third person, and if you imagine it as an entry interview for an involuntary commitment/sectioning it kind of helps restore faith in humanity a little.

@Delcat42 have you ever considered the erotic appeal of... HILLS? HOOOO SHIT HARD ALREADY

33 pencils??? BETTER WATCH OUT FOR NUMBER TWO

(the joke is that because he's on TVT he's into scat by default)

"this troper tends to forget that humans aren't telepathic" is just straight-up how spergers works

but she never screams at her mom for changing the channel from anime 24/7 so the internet will never let her get help

she will be a manic pixie dream girl for some fat sex predator for exactly lon...

@kidlucius Maybe it's some kind of gray guy always dies first thing.

The name "Ku Klux Klan" actually has something or other to do with the Greek, maybe, for "The Squared Circle". Squaring the circle, or "quadrature", with a compass and straightedge has been a classic dilemma for lateral thinkers and the like, because it is mathematically impossible. This brave mo...

@Plexuz0 I liked seeing how exactly Brooker is eccentric, though. Pins down the 'how are the cretins who cast presenters letting him on the air at all?' vibe perfectly.

@finalcut75 The slash/question button allows you to find any country, including the weird little islands hard to find any other way.

@KahnBB6 In point of fact, it was specifically to make that comment because my years-old account had stopped indulging the occasional comment I made on people spouting cliches and finally giving up the ghost on the 'like' function convinced me to make your appreciation of one of my favorite shows...

big society sure has taken a bite outta the ministry of silly walks

@pokemonCHAMP20 They look like tiny wetas. Don't bother looking those up, you'll regret it.