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i have something i wanna put in rawn's butt, but it's not a cashew.

wow i've seen her before but for some reason she didn't really captivate me... watching her videos now though i am so glad she won! she has great camera-chemistry, she knows what she's talking about and she's cute as hell to boot.

@GracieMoos lol true. she lies.

twelve minutes for fork-tender potatoes? i don't believe it.

@vegetablelollipop minnie driver was born in london. maybe that's why she has a "Brit accent". fucking idiot.

hillbillies like this should be exterminated for the good of the rest of the country.

i love paula deen.

OBAMA!

@HighGuy512 not just you... i was just as fast on t9 with my awesome old phone as i am with a keyboard now on my shitty new phone. people need to stop bitching.

yeah, other than the timing of the last two rings, this is the best i've seen.

this is obviously a joke. not even that dumb white bitch could possibly be stupid enough to make a video like this and be serious about it.

@MaybachMusicBOSS99 don't you think that hating tyra for being mixed is kind of the same as that woman hating herself for being black? it's all racism.

i've tried making omelettes dozens of times, and it has just not worked. this morning, i watched this and decided that it looked so bloody easy that there was no way it could go wrong.

it went wrong,

Why would this bitch choose Star Trek if she knows NOTHING about it? That was seriously embarrassing to watch.

@HieiGogetaKira28 you think that's bad? i just watched this whole thing and I am gay.

their vocals are both fantastic but i especially love Katy's... her voice is dusky and fantastic and I think she could probably sing anything and make it beautiful.

actually that hamster isn't that overweight. all normal hamsters look pretty chubby at a normal weight.

People should only ever listen to the "explicit" - a.k.a. UNCENSORED - versions of songs. It's nice to hear a song with all the lyrics sung instead of being edited out.

And EVERYBODY - Puritans and pervy teenagers alike - needs to get over the tits.

@TheJailProductions she's very beautiful and she has a down-home charm which is probably 90% her voice. she also sounds a little drunk. my family are all midwestern drunks and so she reminds me of home. <3

i love these old girls but i must admit. meat left unrefrigerated for six hours?? i prefer to avoid foodborne illness!

i love these crazy ladies. Jennifer (God rest her soul) was so fabulously mad.

this is sped up. the pitch is completely wrong.

I love these two characters and when they are together the chemistry is BRILLIANT! I love how even though they don't look anything alike they are completely believable as cousins because of the rapport. PERFECT casting.

actually. cook the egg on a lower heat and use the spatula to pierce through the white in a few places. doesn't burn, and the white cooks completely.

and if all else fails - UNDERCOOK IT a little! US eggs are mostly safe and there's nothing grosser than an overcooked yolk.

mike has a way about him that is so freaking adorable... i love his facial expressions :D

"When I was 16 and Geoffery was 18, on the weekends when Geoffery was at school (read: incarcerated for porking his underage girlfriend) I would send him brownies to make the anal rape more bearable."

What the flying fuck has spelling come to?

the group she's in during the chorus is interesting - nicki is really the only one giving off legit sex appeal, the others look weird and awkward. also the girl directly to her right? OGRE. eww. there's no possibility that they chose that ensemble for any reason other than to look nicki look ...

why on earth would scotland EVER need a weather forecast? "well, it'll be rain, fog, drear, or some combination thereof. keep dreaming of emigration."

she's high, retarded, has a speech impediment, and she also incorrectly thinks she isn't white. someone needs to do something about this... like her mother needs to rethink their decision to keep her, build a time machine, and ABORT.

i love all of clara's cooking... very simple, very honest cooking. i'm no stranger to the finer points of cuisine but to be frank in this day and age the frippery associated with "fine dining" is completely useless. this woman gets it, and i would be happy to eat her poorman's meal any day of t...