About this user
Hi, I'm Claire. I play guitar.
If You Give Claire a Cookbook
If you give Claire a cookbook, she'll want to make a recipe in it, because everyone knows, Claire loves to cook!
She'll run to the pantry and realize, she doesn't have any ingredients!
She'll want to go to the store, but you both can't drive.
She'll ask your older brother for a ride to the store.
He'll ask, "What's in it for me?", and you'll run and get ten dollars from your room.
On her way down the stairs, she'll slip on your sock monkey, causing her to fall down the stairs.
Your brother will take your sock monkey, Senior Monktado, to the emergency room. Claire will go too; she can't be trusted alone at home.
When you all get there, the doctor will realize Claire needs to get two casts.
She'll order spaghetti from the hospital room service and like it so much that she'll want to get the recipe.
The chef will give her the cookbook with the recipe in it.
And if you give Claire a cookbook, she'll probably want to make the recipes in it!
Wanna know a way to get kicked out of a Lord of the Rings movie? Yell, "Middle Earth needs me!", run up to the screen and jump at it. After bouncing back, walk quietly back to your seat.
Here's another,
Halfway through the movie scream, "Where the h*ll is Harry Potter!"
And one more,
Block the doorway at the end of the movie and yell, "Thou shalt not pass!"
I've seriously done this! I am a weirdo.
Hometown
St. Louis, MO
Country
United States
Occupation
Model/Singer/Artist
Schools
Wouldn't you like to know!
Interests
Singing, Make-Up, Modeling, Photography, Dancing, Painting, etc.
