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I am a reptilian. I feel comfortable in admitting it at this point in time as the human race is already doomed as the only people capable of saving humans from my species are dismissed as crackpots.

Other noteworthy reptilians include Bono, Sting, Bowie (most 80's musicians now that I think abo...

These men seem to respect all forms of theorising except for logical. They may as well have spent 90 minutes jerking each other off and deciphering alien messages in their ejaculate.

I hypothesize that Joe Rogan's ego was sculpted by billion year old reptillian aliens out of indestructable diamonds transported here from the Xanthrupponian Nebula. Either that or I have been smoking too much weed.

1. Modern astrophysicists have a far more accurate understansing of the earth's movements in the solar system than the Mayans did.

2. If the Mayans were prophetic enough to foresee the end of the world, why couldn't they predict the downfall of their own civilisation.

3. Terrence McKenna was a wr...

Louis CK makes my life better.

@raecelestek Indeed, he makes us look like jerks in front of the other species. You don't see badgers spouting nonsensical right wing rhetoric during primetime.

This video is well edited to include the funniest and most insightful comments of those being interviewed. I enjoyed the juxtaposition of contradictory opinions, especially on the topic of homosexuality. But the presenter sounds as though she's reading from a page without understanding what she's...

You are in the house Lotek. Your HiFi is in a different style indeed.

I think all the dislikes are from guys like me who thought that some technological genius had finally invented a robot with a decent facsimile of a vagina. My head was swimming with possibilities before I discovered it was just some boring video about medical training equipment. In retrospect, it...

His goofy original perspective on language reminds me of early George Carlin. He also reminds me of Carlin in that he keeps getting better. I think that he's already Australia's best stand-up, but if he keeps going for another decade or two, Carl Barron will be internationally hailed as a uniquel...

I find the dynamic between Will and Karl to be hugely entertaining. I would like to see them compete together on the amazing race.

He speaks as though Tijuana and Los Angeles have equal oppurtunity to prosper because they are geographically close. The relevant factor is not their proximity but their vastly different governments and economies, making his brand of comparison ridiculously naive.

This man is an occasionally fu...

Whoever gave the blonde girl her job as a presenter needs to be permanantly banned from all kinds of television or film production. Her idiotic voice is tantamount to ear rape.

Joseph Smith was a horny dude

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Conan's sense of the absurd and Thompson's general absurdity makes for a brilliant comedic team. I'd like to see a sitcom in which Hunter rants against authoritarian swine and has random violent outbursts, while a confused Conan quips about his wacky roommate's uneasy state of mind. It would be l...

Mimes are less productive members of society than the homeless.

Now I can cross 'watch a man blow a puppet' off my bucket list.

The Australian woman who tried to smuggle weed into Bali recieved alot of media attention in Australia, but none of it was as sensible and direct as, "That's what you get you dumb fuck." Brilliant.

She's funny. She has great mannerisms and speech patterns for satirizing Palin supporters. The writing is unfocused and kinda goofy but what what do you expect from an amatuer youtube video? I'm gunna check out bebo.com/chelsey-omg. If i don't get the laughs I expect, I'll still be able to jerk ...

@Wishchrono I agree, Kenny should be reported to the SPCA for the unceasing abuse he has inflicted on Spenny.

While the specifics of Westborough Baptist's beliefs are more extreme and horrid than the beliefs of mainstream born again Christians, both groups share the same philosophical approach; That opinions do not require any validation outside of faith in god.

Fox news demonizes Westborough Baptist w...

@finalbossmachinima It's already a parody. Come to think of it, a science fiction cartoon spin-off parody of a 60's TV show is exactly the kind of thing you might find behind... The Scary Door.

Fred Phelps is obviously gay. all of his homophobic rants amount to ,"I really want to fuck some guys but religion has warped me into a self-loathing worm, so i'll take out my frustration by controlling and destroying the lives of my family." C'mon Fred, if Ted Haggard can do it so can you. Suck ...

i know a guy who took way too much acid and wouldn't stop ranting about how seemingly innocuous things were all connected in a government conspiracy. Is it possible that Glen Beck's paranoid delusions and fantasies of persecution are the result of similar hallucinogenic chemicals?

The weather underground is long disbanned and most of it's former members freely admit that they were politically naive and regret their involvement. This small group of left wing terrorists 40 years ago has absolutely no relevance to current political debate outside the paranoid delusions of Gle...

I stumbled across this and like your stuff, workshop or no. Please keep at it.

the elderly woman with the accent is the most clearly spoken and insightful person in this episode (that includes penn's monolouges). i'd prefer to hear her speak about the death penalty than listen to the hysterical reactions of people like me, who understand very little about criminality or exe...

Carol Vordeman adopts a convoluted argumentative style to veil the unthinking outrage that is truly the basis for her opinion. I'm sick of panel guests that masquerade as intellectuals. They think we don't know the difference. Her position is an important one to the discourse because so many peop...

i find it hard to imagine him being 270 pounds heavier than he is in this video and still being able to remain vertical for the time it takes to tell a joke let alone being able to get into a comedy club without a winch and some double-wide doors. Much respect to this guy for getting his stand-up...