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Mauser T-Gewehr. Best rifle put into a western video game ever.

Fuck. I wish that Symphonycrack sound weren't there so I could download this.

So, why'd you say "WIn-esstset-SCP"? What does a german grammatical character have to do with SSH?

That honestly looks more like a small dog with wings than a Rodent, I've got to say.

Vaas is a fucking badass. They just sold a copy there.

Yay for Hypothermia metaphors.

That face on Cowell is motherfucking priceless.

While listening to this music, I found out exactly how long I can hold my breath.

@nornan12 I have no idea.

Yay for songs about Nuclear war!

Fuck Jeebus. Hail to the Blackhawks and their pilots.

Why in the world are there not teams covering the exits!? In any case, a great song.

Who else noticed that the Labyrinth itself is an insane Asylum?

@Squeaky4CC No such thing as camping. Just surviving until next time.

It's almost surreal how calm they are during that firefight.

So this is war, without being all fancied up by Hollywood or the press.

@DayOldSoda1 We're dealing with a badass over here!

What the fuck are those blades made out of!?

@renato14021 Dude, what the fuck? Hackers, I have a favor to ask of you: Please write a virus that reads YouTube comments aloud to their poster before they post. Like on XKCD.

@dalittleman001 It's not a hovercraft. It's a different sort of VTOL is all. It's like what a C-130 is to an F-16. A transport to a fighter.

You have made ULTRA AZN.

Laser! It's a Laser, not a flamethrower. Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. That laser. Imma firin' mah layzar!

Srsly, guise?

So this is a "Fuck around when you have a haybail" type weapon nowadays?

HAHA! I finally found out where my goddamned 3-day assault pack came from. Rothco's the only company I've found that match the buckles to the color of the cloth.

@SupremeInfidel No shit dude, you're an Ammunition bearer. This is a 2-3 day pack, not something to carry ammunition. It's to carry the essentials for 3-day survival. 30-40 pounds at most. I know for a fact that an ammunition bearer carries more than that weight limit in ammunition.

@SubaruOfTheTriad I liked just to spite this comment.

Battlefield 3. So realistic you get to be the Fucker in Back (FIB).

Most of the German army was conscripts, not unlike the American draft, Go to war, or go to a Concentration camp. The Jews weren't the only ones that had genocide committed against them. Adolf Hitler committed genocide against anybody who opposed him, Political dissidents, cripples, homosexuals, f...

How the fuck does an M16A1 work in vacuum? Answer: it doesn't.

@slayerkiller47 Kat was just... Cold. I'll give you that. Emile was just being Emile (a badass) when he died. If you notice the Elite as you're going up to man the MAC gun, it has Emile's Kukri embedded in it's chest. I do wish Jorge had lasted longer though. His character was probably the best o...

You know what, I utterly despise religion... And this is still one of my favorite songs of all time. Long live Cash.

Johnny Cash has foretold the Zombie apocalypse.

That aside, this is a wonderful song. Third, in my opinion, only to God's gonna cut you down, and his rendition of NIN's Hurt.

Go-around in layman's terms:

"Fuck this shit, see ya'll later, Comorades."

It's weird to think that there are some Ac-130 and C-130 airframes that are twice as old as their pilots.

That's actually a pretty good representation of a US military uniform. Not expected from Saints Row. Good on Volition.

"I am the right hand of God, come down to smite thee." - How I always feel when I'm hunting.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the ma...

Thirty seven poor bastards thought that was a Violin.

You just come on back if you ever want to try again, 'Cause I told you one, you Sonnuvabitch, I'm the best that's ever been!

@ambianimaton

Think of this song a A-political. Don't ruin it with them there pol-o-tics.

Ooh-ah, Ira.

@Mastertarium666

I think you get the point.

@14America88

Dude. Six million European Jews died over the course of WWII, not counting those who died in combat roles in the US, Soviet, and German (WWI veterans were spared from the camps to re-enlist) armies. They lost, just the same as everybody else who participated in the war. You are the...

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Personally, my favorite character is his Werewolf sidekick. All he wants is to just sit back and have a good brew.

@kristjanarn Really? I thought it would be more popular with teenagers like myself. Go figure.