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Nick And Jared Face The Firing Squad
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Never get involved in a land war in Latin America either.
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Jared Vs. Obama Girl
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Jared here. A club mix. With dancing women over it. I'd sue the bastards, but damned if it doesn't somehow feel truer than my original acoustic version.
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Nick Totals The Expenses
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Jared here. I figured out what a hypothetical pastry expense is, and no I won't tell you because it's like Tubgirl to the factor of 2 Girls One Cup times Beverly Hills Chih...
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Jared Writes A Novel
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Having shut him up, I resumed the Sudoku. Many fine Sudoku have been completed in a cafe. People like to say Sudoku. Say it with me. Sudoku. Sudoku. Roll it around until it...
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Jared Dates A Stripper
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The strip club does have a buffet, but we figured we shouldn't tempt fate, since we'd already cheated the odds on hepatitis.
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Nick Boards The Failboat
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Oh look! It is as if Digg itself sponsored this video and not as if we stole a wallpaper image from a DeviantArt site! Are we suggesting that you, precious viewer, submit t...
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Nick Learns Art
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I just did MOMA in twenty minutes. Now I'm off to see a Philip Glass concert at 32x speed before my daily session of yoga-in-a-jiffy.
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Jared Finds Love At The Masquerade
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How callous was my heart before
I met an angel named Lenore
Actually she's named Shontay
She's pretty hot stuff either way.
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Nick And Jared Run For President
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Nick gained plenty of executive experience as assistant manager at a now-closed Starbucks.
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Nick Wants To Be Colorblind
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Jared here. I'll say it again: We just can't wonder any more. God? Dead. Love? Pheromones. The only remaining mystery is Hannah Montana.
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