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0:25 Nick And Jared Face The Firing Squad blankwhitecards 854 views 3 years ago Never get involved in a land war in Latin America either.
0:35 Jared Vs. Obama Girl blankwhitecards 477 views 3 years ago Jared here. A club mix. With dancing women over it. I'd sue the bastards, but damned if it doesn't somehow feel truer than my original acoustic version.
0:44 Nick Totals The Expenses blankwhitecards 235 views 3 years ago Jared here. I figured out what a hypothetical pastry expense is, and no I won't tell you because it's like Tubgirl to the factor of 2 Girls One Cup times Beverly Hills Chih...
0:31 Jared Writes A Novel blankwhitecards 319 views 3 years ago Having shut him up, I resumed the Sudoku. Many fine Sudoku have been completed in a cafe. People like to say Sudoku. Say it with me. Sudoku. Sudoku. Roll it around until it...
0:21 Jared Dates A Stripper blankwhitecards 3,410 views 3 years ago The strip club does have a buffet, but we figured we shouldn't tempt fate, since we'd already cheated the odds on hepatitis.
0:16 Nick Boards The Failboat blankwhitecards 458 views 3 years ago Oh look! It is as if Digg itself sponsored this video and not as if we stole a wallpaper image from a DeviantArt site! Are we suggesting that you, precious viewer, submit t...
0:38 Nick Learns Art blankwhitecards 426 views 3 years ago I just did MOMA in twenty minutes. Now I'm off to see a Philip Glass concert at 32x speed before my daily session of yoga-in-a-jiffy.
0:35 Jared Finds Love At The Masquerade blankwhitecards 326 views 3 years ago How callous was my heart before I met an angel named Lenore Actually she's named Shontay She's pretty hot stuff either way.
0:56 Nick And Jared Run For President blankwhitecards 812 views 3 years ago Nick gained plenty of executive experience as assistant manager at a now-closed Starbucks.
0:58 Nick Wants To Be Colorblind blankwhitecards 406 views 3 years ago Jared here. I'll say it again: We just can't wonder any more. God? Dead. Love? Pheromones. The only remaining mystery is Hannah Montana.

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The Blank White Cards are Nick Douglas and Jared Horney. Every weekday we post a new clip.

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