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That's pretty cute... I liked it

I wonder if God-like entities really do make paper airplanes out of

one dollar bills...

hahahaha ooooooooo SCARY!!!!

And the Oscar for best costume design in a world war goes to...... Adolf Hitler!

LMFAO *****

dirtbike track

@richcapo Thank you, i did not know that.

"A little bit of Poland's what I need we're gonna have a Blitzkreig and succeed..." Seriously though, Osca has the better moves...

Hey deaf cat - try some sign language like scratching the couch!

Kill it! It's my ex!

Y'all scared the crap out of each other, and me too! Haha!

@hiodr and yes, I AM being sarcastic.

"I'm from ze future! Come with me if you want to live!"

Google "indigo children"... if there was one. she is IT. Absolutely astonishing.

@iamandris You beat me to it.

Holy cheesefest, Batman!

Why do you think she's there/? More action in 5 minutes than she' seen in the last twelve years! Hahaha silly cow.

now poke him in the stomach and make him fall over

Stay in school Fred...

woot woot..it's hamster time!

So Beatles derivative I thought it was "Oasis" when I first heard a bit of it in a "Peoples Jewelers" advert. Arrest that woman for loitering on stage.

Kitty is not digging the "Vomit Comet".

Ver-rrry Interestink... but schtupit!

Just looks like another stupid flashmob commercial to me. Maybe you should put your tinfoil helmet back on so the aliens can't read your thoughts.

Sucks backwards and forwards.

Science is in the business of demonstrating repeatable truths, not disproving fairy stories. I can't disprove mermaids, centaurs, yetis, ufos or the tooth fairy either. My inability to prove their non-existence is not evidence that they do exist. When extraordinary or supernatural claims are mad...

I can't answer your question either, kid, but isn't it great that your living in a free society where you can ask these questions without getting your head sawed off for "blasphemy"?

A-theism is a rejection of a theistic God or Gods; that is any God with its own book (written by men) that claims to be the final word on all questions of life. Thinking persons recognize that there is a spectrum of consciousness throughout the universe which may include beings that would appear...

@TheGreatStonedOne Thank you- my thoughts exactly

That was very silly.

Proves Nissan has crappy suspension, nice rack though.

@AlphaGinger113 Wow, I never thought of that, I wonder if condoms would work, being designed to bear higher stress loads, not to mention being extra icky for those stuck up cheerleaders.

Honey, can you get me a sandwich? Cuz I'm TOO FAT TO GET THROUGH THE FUCKING DOORWAY!!!!

Fascist salute @ 4:30 WTF?

Whomever made this video, you are a freaking genius... I laughed so hard I cried. Debbie: you are adorable but seek professional help before you end up a sad, lonely, childless cat hoarder with no job. You're scaring me now, seriously.

Cats rule and dogs drool, peace out. : P

Turn down the "suck" on the stereo..

Dear U.S. Military, please send a cruise missile to this address...

@Arciellec That's exactly what I was thinking

I love it. Awesome.

Great vid, what a freakin' knob!

Capitalism is an ISM too.

Serial killers join the military because war is government-sanctioned murder. You get to kill people and get paid for it. This is the same reason pedophiles become teachers, priests, boy scout leaders and sports coaches... access.

@IWantDaveKast Unfortunately, it could just as easily be YOU sitting on death row wrongfully accused, but once you're dead, there's no court of appeal. Further, keeping them alive gives us the opportunity to study them as well as the possibility that they may in future confess to other unsolved ...

1:02 Australiers?