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WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM I THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING SAFE?!
Yes I s...
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WHERE THE FUCK DID HE COME FROM I THOUGHT I WAS FUCKING SAFE?!
Yes I scream like a girl...¨
I managed to lock myself inside the same room as the monster...
Imagine playing a game where you avoid and hide from a monster for hours of gameplay. And right when you think you're safe he's right fucking behind you.....
I HATE THIS GAME!
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blabba2 favorited a video
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Buy the single on iTunes! Spread it like baby cream! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss
Special thanks to Underbelly for their help in making this video...
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Buy the single on iTunes! Spread it like baby cream! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss
Special thanks to Underbelly for their help in making this video look pretty! http://youtube.com/underbellyshow
Buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss
Follow me on Twitter! http://twitter.com/brentalfloss
Check out BRENTALFLOSS: THE COMIC! http://brentalfloss.com/comic
Like my Facebook page? http://j.mp/brentalfacebook
Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/albu...
Also, special thanks to Glenn, Amber, Armen, and everyone who was in the room when I wrote the original draft of this tune last October at AAC!
Poliwhirl played by BJ Thorne
Jigglypuff & Mom played by Justin Silverman
Additional vocals by Stephanie Holmes
Editing by Shawn Caple
Production oversight by Underbelly
Lyrics by brentalfloss
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LYRICS
I wanna get Chlamydia! Like no one's ever had!
Herpes inside my butt, and every kind of crab!
Humping strangers July to June, spreading my baby cream
I'm gonna set a record soon, it's always been my dream!
(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Across the map, I'll give and receive the clap
[CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP]
Oh, so come on down and take a tour through scabie-town
(STDs!)
Yeah! Like HPV, Hepatitis A B & C!
I do you and you do me, STDs!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!
Jizz!
My collection comes back in spades from Tokyo to Prague
I invented canc-syphill-aids and gave it to your dog! (Sorry)
Hey, is Lupus and STD? In that case, I will pass!
Is Ebola an STD? Haha-you bet your bloody ass!
(STDs! Gotta catch em all!)
Get on your knees, I'll give you mad cow disease!
(STDs!)
Oh my heart is yours, it's as open as my sores!
(STDs!)
My balls are blue, and purple and orange too!
By the way it's time you knew:
I poked your mom!
Gotta catch em all!
Gotta catch em all!
STDs!
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It's the first day of BRENTMAS!!! I'll be posting a video every day for the next 12 days!
...what's that you say? You didn't know I had a webcomic? ...
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It's the first day of BRENTMAS!!! I'll be posting a video every day for the next 12 days!
...what's that you say? You didn't know I had a webcomic? Well I do.
Check it out here: http://brentalfloss.com/comic
While we're at it, buy the brentalfloss CD on iTunes! http://itunes.com/brentalfloss
You can also buy my music for cheap on Bandcamp! http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com
Follow me on Twitter? http://twitter.com/brentalfloss
Like my Facebook page? http://j.mp/brentalfacebook
Check out my EP of "before I was brentalfloss" stuff (below) http://brentalfloss.bandcamp.com/albu...
Anything else your heart desires is probably available at http://brentalfloss.com
LYRICS:
You are by far the wealthiest duck in Duckburg (Woo-ooh.)
I'm sure you could afford to rename it "suck-turd"
You're the one percent, you don't need adventure, stay home!
(You're prone to the unknown, but don't roam, stay home)
Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!
You really don't need any more treasure, dude
You're so fuckin' rich, Bill Gates is your bitch whenever you're in the mood,
Oh-ohhhhh—What the fuck, Scrooge McDuck?!
What kinda quack are you on?
Outfitting your mules to go lookin' for jewels in the Amazon
Blood diamonds do not make you a forest ranger
Those bugs and snakes you're murdering, they're endangered
You're a threat to this fragile ecosystem, go home!
(All alone in the tropic zone, pack up your stones and go home)
Hey where ya goin', wait a sec!
You'll shit your diaper climbin' up jungle vines
I said stay away from the Himalayas or the African mines, oh-oh
Your bank account's got large amounts but your brain's plain overdrawn
You're hallucinatin' ice cream and cake in the Amazon
I said what the fuck, Scrooge McDuck, what kinda quack are you on?
No matter how much cash you plow, you'll never turn into a swan
But you're crazy and old, so you're gonna keep looking for gold
In the Ahhh-maaaa-zoooonnnnnn!
(Spoken) Well, at least it's not the moon.
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stilig xD