bjohnson55555's channel

Thumbs up if you thought her username was LauraDefiled.

@ooohohohohohigu She looks exactly like an iPhone user does.

Jailbait

These 1 million cunts can fuck off and die.

Gladys was a hottie back then!

@yodanim She looks hotter in these cameo shots than she even does in the commercials.

@AgnosticPastor I don't think you should feel guilty about continuing your "profession" despite your apostasy. There are plenty of people that hate their jobs but are forced to continue working that job. Religion is a fraud whether the pastor giving the service is a believer or not, but those lis...

Good gawd! I could live in those.

"Jason Campbell, Mike Vick, Tavaris Jackson, McNabb, wow, Vince Young"

Don't forget Josh Freeman. He's bla..., er, I mean gets a lot of "blitz pressure" too.

That we even have this kind of debate (and any philosophical debate for that matter) is a reflection of the failure of the human language. LOL

I think the main problem is that a/gnosticism has many different degrees. There should probably be some kind of "Kinsey scale" for gnosticism. But this...

Mmmmm...melons.

Women this hot do not work at Starbucks.

@hjay1042 I guess you were the 256th iTard. LMAO!

@LeonScottKiller They're real, and they're spectacular.

What baby?

Scott Stevens' jock is still sitting somewhere on the Pepsi Center ice after that fake shot and goal by Sakic.

No Scarlett? FWIW, I wouldn't kick a single one of them out of bed. Of course, they'd have a hard time all fitting on my bed at the same time.

Meanwhile you crash into the car in front of you while navigating through the stupid settings menus trying to turn VoiceOver on.

What a piece...of...shit phone! LMAO!

@oldcrow0999 I'd hit it...with a club.

@rishibawa Because 95% of the computing world doesn't give a fuck about a unibody case. Such a moronic iTard.

@ts53shea LOL! You've got to be the dumbest motherfucker I've seen on YouTube. Go pray to your Jewish zombie that Scott Brown doesn't get his ass handed to him in 2012. LMAO!

Nicole Vicius

@mountainpony The government is the only entity that can impose the deductions for unemployment insurance premiums. If you let these dumbfucks in the workforce decide if they want to contribute to unemployment insurance, they're obviously not going to do it. Then the government will be on the ho...

God is a fucking moron, apparently.

"Slide to unlock"

Apple must think their users are fucking morons. LMAO!

WTF's with the pilgram hat that Blackmore is wearing? LMAO!

You can tell by the way he performs this song that it's one of his proudest compositions.

Rod Stewart + Ron Isley + Motown classic + three chicks dancing in see-through, plastic dresses

What more can you ask for?

@NIXIMvideo Hence, the existence of religion.

@Censored4TRUTH I'm intelligent enough to recognize an idiot who thinks he's smarter than he is. You're like Oswald Bates. Pull some more multi-syllabic words out of your ass, why don't you? It's really impressive!

Woo wee, youse so smart! You must have done a lot of book learnin'! Yessirree!