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I'm sure you can all understand why this video reminded me of the infuriating fact that Subway won't deliver ham slices to the loyalist cemetary on King Street. Solidarity!

Apparently some people don't understand that the "H" is silent in the name Theresa. Godless fucking heathens!

Come on; seriously, a fart machine. That is way to classy and technologically innovative for a Wal-Mart. It's like wearing a tuxedo with a jet pack in it to professional wrestling match. Develop a sense of propriety.

Whew! I'm finally glad to see that I'm not the only one who spends his off hours urinating into his own mouth. I told my mom she was wrong; wait until she see's that there are animals in nature that do this too. Totally natural and organic past time.

I'm thinking Sarah Silverman, Osama bin Laden, Nick Jonas, and creepy smiling guy with bongos. Notice that I have left out the bald dude. This was an purposeful ommision due to the fact that if your musical talent extends only so far as spoons, you are not worthy of inclusion. Now, having said th...

Seriously, how much do you have to pay a medical doctor before he peddles a plastic tea pot for the nose? The next time my daughter starts sticking toys from her tea set into her nose I won't try to stop her; instead I'll consider her a valid canadite for a pre-med program.

Didn't they require ethics classes when you were in school? Fabricating stories about the ramifications of enviromental policies is a little sophmoric for a law school graduate. Please cite an enviromental policy, enacted within a democratic country, that led to a shortage of electricity in a dev...

@ndrthrdr1 The species is sapien the genus is homo; slightly less epic fail.

Praise His glory! I finally found someone that agrees with me entirely. We need more probiotics than antibiotics. When people suffer from bacterial pneumonia or scarlet fever they don't need penicillian, they need to take the Activa yogurt challenge. For instance this young mother used to suffer...

Nothing says rational apologist for the anti-atheist movement like random 80's sunglasses worn indoors, a homeless person's haircut, and a mid-pubescent beard -like growth; clearly you represent the contemporary face of the theistic intelligensia.

Simply because something seems difficult to learn does not make it untrue. You are actually advocating that our understanding of the biological sciences should progress no further than that of a child's. I wouldn't expect evolutionary biology to be a subject with which people are inherently know...

H2o stands for one part Hot and 2 O my god that's fabulos molecules

"I'm high on believing that your in love with me.." and also marijuana, after all it is 1975

Wait a minute, that pleasant campground that my family and I pitched our tents at during our vacation to New York wasn't a campsite at all? How was I supposed to know that the righteous anger of the opressed plebian under class would manifest itself as what amounts to an average boy scout's week...

I just hope they start testing STD's for drugs. My herpes clearly have a substance abuse problem and the intervention that my gonorrhea and crabs staged was totally not effective at dealing with the problem. Something has to happen soon or I'm gonna have to check my junk into a rehab center.

Well at least it's nice to live in a time where cops are now beating priveleged white kids as often as they do poor black ones. The great leaders of the civil rights movement were correct when they said "we shall overcome." If by overcome they meant live in a world where everyone, regardless of c...

They should let them stay together, buy only in a civil union. If they try to marry eachother we'll have to add an amendment to the zoo's constitution stating that penguin marriage is between a male and a female. We should have seen this coming when they de-segregated the penguin schools and allo...

This is so weird because I have a co-worker that buys me women everytime he insults my shoes.

So what if I'm a young gay guy with a thing for older men? Should I start taking meth?