War, War never changes

Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one.

It's fine to be proud of it.

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around,

And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats.


A soldier died in the field of battle and came up to the gates of heaven, where he met God. He said to God," Lord, I know I did many things i ain't proud of, and many more that you won't approve of, so if you send me to hell, I won't argue." God stood there for a moment, and then turned to the gatekeeper of heaven. "Let him in", he said.? The gatekeeper, confused, asked why. God looked down at the soldier and said," This man just came from hell."

-By VerifyJanLuda



one of the greatest movie quotes ever, anyone know what it is from?

"what we do in life echoes in eternity"

heres some more of my favorite quotes also in a movie anyone know who said these?

"Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary."

"It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence."

"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didnt exist"

"Ernest Hemingway once said, The world is a fine place and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part."

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