☆┌─┐ ─┐☆ │▒│ /▒/ │▒│/▒/ │▒ /▒/─┬─┐ │▒│▒|▒│▒│ ┌┴─┴─┐-┘─- │▒┌──┘▒▒▒ └┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘ └┐▒▒▒▒┌┘ You might be a redneck if ... You need a dictionary to spell your name.
You don't change your socks until the first pair rots off.
People ask your wife when her baby's due and she's not pregnant.