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Danni the tranny serving you a G&T and a "Hooker" on the flight deck?.....Yep I think I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!

Have you ever tried to take a shit on a plane?

It really is quite a frightful strain.

At first their is the horror of what you might find down the pan.

A horrible foul disgusting mess some other bugger's dumped then ran.

You would not think it hard to pull the flush.

But you try yourself and suct...

Looking forward to my trip to Hyderabad with BA Club World. Really hope I don't end up in one of the beaten up 767s.

Noone cares about you creepy old CD radio nerds anymore. Go meet fellow lonely weirdos over the internet instead. You think BT PLAs are an abuse of this spectrum? Well guess what, a hell of a lot more people consider using this spectrum to trasmit your dull charmless nasal vocal tones and knockin...

"I say I say I say Voldemort has got no nose."

"But then how does he smell?"

"Fucking awful"

And to think that Marco-Pierre White got a multi-million pound gig from the Knorr people just by mixing a stock cube with olive oil and bunging a bit of breast on the George Forman. The lazy french floppy follicled fudgewit.

What a load of old scallops!

What people don't know is that as soon of those ducks are out of sight they're slaughtered, plucked, butchered, deep-fried and served with hoi sin sauce to unsuspecting diners in the Napa restaurant.

Looks like a good film...I wanted a game though.

When I turned 14 I started to wonder if Mr & Mrs Hart did anal....whilst Max watched in a gimp mask.

@eclectica1 You're a moron.

You are as mad as a box of frogs in a saharan snowstorm but this is coherent and contructive advice and I hope that the UK government circulate it to all its council estates immediately, if only to bankrupt annoying parasitic talentless Z-list celebs who tend to peddle their unscientific dross to...

Thank you, C3P0

I thought Alar didn't allow women to be pilots?

Bitch get into the kitchen and bake me some pie!

Such an easy job being a lever monkey....but some of us like to think for a living.

I bet as soon as the cameras stopped rolling this sick ginger fuck started looking for kiddies himself.

Lot of heavy breathing throughout that video - were you wanking?

@dionsanchez24 I have a Ph.D in Aeronautical Engineering, and technically the Ил-96 has 5 engines so you are wrong on both counts there I'm afriad.

Diving holiday in the Maldives? These days the prize is a guaranteed Christmas number 1 and the security of being one of the world's thickest millionaires for 2-5 years until Simon Cowell decideds your arsehole is all used up and stretched like a clown's pocket so it's time for him to move onto ...

@TitliNihaan I regret that I do not have fingers as long as chop sticks, nor can I find any specimen of homosapien taxonomy or indeed the animal kingom as a whole that does. Enjoyed my chicken though, thanks,

@TheWorldOfJames I used to live there. It's a shithole.

"Airline Pilot - Why bother?"........best rhetorical question ever.

@keithacoustic1 Your comment is irrelevant. The subject video features a flight from Montreal in Canada to France. A car is not an option here so relative saftey (no matter how you chooose to gauge it) is not a factor for consideration.

"Ooooooooohhh did you see a little bit of smoke then?"

How gay was that!

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What's Halal? Is it a type of bacon?

Needs the Benny Hill music...

But bacon tastes good....pork chops taste good...

Bloody hell Captain Alan has piled on the pounds since the asexual nerd pleasing ITVV showbiz gigs dried up after 9/11. What are they feeding the thoughtless robotic button pressing lever monkey out in Iraq? 72 deep fried virgins with chips and cheese?

@TNCMAviator1013 I submit to you that you know nothing of the circumstances of this landing and as such are in no position to label the pilot an "idiot". Leaving aside for the moment that the more subtle signs on display here indicate to even a seasoned amateur what ACTUALLY happened on this lan...

L'erreur la plus regrettable qu'un Anglais ne font même de son vivant est ordonnant sag aloo quand il voulait pour Aloo gobi, mais je n'avais jamais mis chou-fleur dans une quiche - ou les épinards pour ça!

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@XXCo0olDudeXX Not opinion at all....whilst addressing me (by virtue of the internet @towhomiamaddressing pre-amble) you said "the plot is what keeps you engaged and it's what keeps you play the game". Well, I am the highest authority on what keeps me engaged and playing a game, I can very catego...