It eats your brains.

@BanglishBoy

Or that makes me that certain someone who is not the complete idiot who boasted of his nerd-skills. Fucking rights I'm "nerd", was it again? :D

@midatlantic09

Also, I wanted to add: human "attractiveness" is not "obvious". Some women may like a certain type of men- say, Spaniards who look like boy band members. Others may like a pot-bellied, balding guy with charisma and wit. Your attempt to rank humans on some 'objective' physiognom...

any death but this one.

Nuke the entire site from orbit- it's the only way to be sure.

@ganagawo

You know "how to fuck"? Lol you're an ugly mongrel bastard, don't you get it?! Nobody wants to fuck you. Look at your skinny ass black ass ugly ass motherfucking face you cunt. You'd be lucky if one of your species fucked you, let alone anybody else. I don't have a sister you mothe...

Nice flop, good acting. Let me guess... a Spaniard? Should try out for Real Madrid, would fit in nicely.

That's going to make for a big top sirloin.

It looks like the typical angry American at Daytona beach and my typical response.

It looks like your guy ingested some roofies, was fucked in the ass by a shemale hooker and got his carcass dumped in the nearest river by Black Beauty. I think that's what I saw but I'm going to have to replay the video to be sure...

Man, that baby has been sucking a lot of tit.

Where is the white girl sucking the black cock?... why do I keep getting.. fuck.

What the fuck?! Why isn't she masturbating? I demand some masturbation! Now damn it!

I demand my fucking thumbnail!! Oh, wait... thanks slipknotsidwhatever.

Reminds me so much of my dad, lol!

Imo, you look better without the beard. The beard makes you look like a Taliban recruit.

Hmm, let's see, ah yes, a man is getting mauled to death...so...let's just stand around like a bunch of TOTAL FUCKING PUSSIES AND WATCH FROM A DISTANCE> as opposed to grab something, anything, as a weapon, or throw rocks, or call for help, or all of the above, and try to save a life.

@Choyboy3269

lol!!

What an incredibly fucking stupid thing the reporter said, "Attacks by polar bears are often fatal."

Like, "a skin rash is oftentimes uncomfortable." You mean there are polar bear attacks that aren't fatal? This wasn't even a full-fledged 'attack' btw; this was more like the bear playing with ...