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Questions I ask a random person every day(CREDIT TO PAPERCLIPMANIA):
1.If a cow laughs hard enough, does milk come out its nose?
2.Why is the word abbreviated so LONG?
3.When rush hour comes, how come its so slow?
4.Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
5.Doesn't "expect the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
6.Do coffins have lifetime guarentees?
7.Can you get cornered in a round room?
8.If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
9.Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?
10.Why is there an experation date on our sour cream?
11.Do Lipton employments take coffee breaks?
12.If its 0 degrees outside, and the temperature is going to double tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
13. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
15. What happens if your scared to death twice?
16. If you get shot in the head, and go to heaven, do you live in heaven the rest of your life with a bullet in your head?
17. can you cry under water?
18. If practice makes perfect and there is no such thing as perfect, then why practice?
19. The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why study?
20. Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?
21. If superman was so smart, why wear his underpants on the outside?
22. Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
23. If dreams were meant to be sweet, then wouldn't we all be fat?
24. If you kill your clone, is it murder or suicide?
