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You were splendid, Christopher Hitchens :D bewarethelizards42 2,941 views Just a brief tribute to a man that I adored - didn't always agree with, but loved nonetheless. I think that kind of respect deserves a drink on camera, so here it is. Than...
How the devil are you? Not great, says Devil. bewarethelizards42 3,175 views This is what I imagine the Devil would sound/ look/ think like. About some things. It's silly, I know. So, sue me. Real content takes time and effort that I don't re...
I want to be happy! bewarethelizards42 2,669 views My 'happy humanism', the third in a series of many :D Well, I'm miserable today, so I'm rolling out the things that have made me chuckle recently as a godless heathen ty...
Gods just want to have fun! bewarethelizards42 3,408 views The thoughts that occur to me every time I see one of these silly 'The face of Jaysus is in mah toast!' videos on YouTube or stories in the newspaper. Honestly, even if Go...
RapeAway!™ (BTL TV exclusive!) bewarethelizards42 10,630 views I know this looks like an impatient, computer illiterate butcher assembled it.. so sue me :P I had to bash it out whilst the idea was in my head and I had time. I feel eq...
Happy humanist adventures! bewarethelizards42 1,700 views Silly video really, just clips of things that have made me grin this year.. another year in a life with no God, no religion and still a whole bunch of awesome. Maybe some ...
Let's talk about sex! bewarethelizards42 6,830 views So, the ever-so-slightly-creepy other4815 has made a video about sex. This isn't the most exciting or insightful response, but it made me laugh so much to watch the origin...
Why the fuck are YOU here?! bewarethelizards42 12,723 views A response to this video by the user other4815: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oC1x6fw2G7E He wont put this up as a response to his video because of the profanity. I s...
It must be love! bewarethelizards42 2,965 views Okay, it was going to be a touch more bitter. But I decided to use my powers(!) for good and make a video about how to maybe win the heart of that special someone. Li...
Homosexuals shouldn't have kids! Part II bewarethelizards42 4,420 views This is long, boring with very few funny bits. But it needed to be made. I hope a few of you enjoy it :D It was edited down from 24 minutes, hence choppiness. There is ...

About Beware the Lizards

Curious, happy humanist. Very ordinary. Likes to rant and swoon at things.

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This account is idle. About as idle as me, which is very. Go elsewhere and explore the splendid people that still make videos. Love to you all :)
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I've decided to start making videos - after watching some of the idiots on here I decided it didn't matter that I am pathologically unable to talk without umming and erring.

I know the majority of you come here assuming I am a homosexual male. Sorry to say that I am not, sadly.

I am a very happy atheist humanist - please don't try to save my soul. It's fine where it is, thank you.

I am not very special in and of myself. I don't mind that being the case though :)

"There can't be a practical reason for believing what isn't true..."
Bertrand Russell

"After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true."
Spock

"To live at all is miracle enough."
Mervyn Peake

"Nature is not motherly, she is red in tooth and claw, she ravens for food and she has no favourites."
John Wyndham

"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this because the set of possible people allowed by our DNA so massively outnumbers the set of actual people. In the teeth of these stupefying odds it is you and I, in our ordinariness, that are here."
Richard Dawkins

"And as for hell, if a god will damn people for love, then that god can kindly go fuck himself."
Spiritkeeper

Has a 'vaginally equipped atheist mindset' according to GodlessHayes..

"There's a central deadness in your eyes that never changes"
Said by the wonderful th1swasatriumph

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