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Oh my god, Darlins!! You're here....Oh My God.....Thank you so much for visiting my page.
Well, here I am from Watertown, NY now living in Orange County, darlins. I'm up to about three packs a day and a gallon of milk. In fact, I'm smokin' so much my nipples have filters on 'em. My daughter keeps asking me to quit smoking so I told her alright, just buy me an ashtray for my birthday.
I moved out here just a couple months ago on that new merged airline, Conair-Lingus. They got me here lickety-split darlins. I had to leave Watertown because I needed to get away from all the Car Freshner Trees. Richard Grieco is from Watertown...did he ever make it out here yet, darlins? Somebody fill me in...oh my god.
Well, I'm sitting here in my housecoat enjoying my day with my cigarettes, milk and computer. I'm really a 2% girl, darlins. I get dressed 2% of the time too. I'm perfectly happy in my pants and housecoat and slippers. I like the girls to travel free if you know what I mean.
Oh god, this is taking an awful, awful long time to type...oh my god darlins I need a cigarette.
Well, stick around darlins. I've always got shows coming up and I'd like to see you there.
I think soon I'm going to dump my husband, Dick, because he's annoying. Dick doesn't even smoke and he's always blowing smoke up my ass. I used to date this Native American guy, Half-Moon Risin (one of his ass cheeks were higher than the other)...maybe I should give him a call.
Bye darlins....see you at the show!
Some of my jokes darlins:
"My daughther Norma Jeanie moved to LA to do comedy and now she misses so many things we had back in Watertown...like boredom, umemployment and low self esteem."
"In fact I love to smoke so much that .....I was going to have a plastic surgeon construct another mouth for me, so I could smoke 2 cigarettes at once."
"I tried smoking pot but I got so hungry I ate my cigarettes!"
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