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[Hook]
President Carter
President Carter
President Carter...
[Lil Wayne - Verse 1]
Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand
So these days I try to thi...
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[Hook]
President Carter
President Carter
President Carter...
[Lil Wayne - Verse 1]
Sitting on the world, I got life in my hand
So these days I try to think twice when I can
Money on my mind as God as my witness
Love don't live here and it don't even visit
I do this for my uptown politicians
Walked in the kitchen and found a pot to piss in
Niggas ain't satisfied until they mama missin'
Niggas ain't satisfied until they mama miss 'em
Uh, I'm a monster, exorcisms
Tote tools like mechanics, mechanisms
Uh, detrimental on any instrumental
I say you rappers sweet I pay the incidentals
I'm beneficial, I've been official
I say you rappers sweet, tiramisu
I like my short cake shorter
Ain't no mother f-cker harder than (Carter)
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Nobody gives you a chance, you gotta take chances
Your family tree, I will break branches
Cause I don't give a f-ck, I put the ass in assassin
Smoke you like a blunt then it's ashes to ashes
The future is born, put the past in the casket
If real shit is dead then nigga I'm a bastard
Uh, appetite for disaster
I want a full plate then another plate after
Uh, yesterday just died
Tomorrow never cried, the days of our lives
When shit get deep I'm never afraid to dive
Let the money pile up and until I'm buried alive
Ask who the f-ck want it, I bring it to your doorbell
Have niggas in ya yard like a yard sale
Smoking weed, getting head in the oval office
I changed the stars on the flag into crosses
[Interlude]
Amen..
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Ya dead to me, brown grass nigga
I just stand still and let the ground pass nigga
Bullshit for lunch, brown bag nigga
Realitys a bitch and I'mma dance with her
140 pounds, 5'6 from the ground
Bitch I'm in the building you ain't even in the lounge
I tried to f-ck the world and couldn't even get aroused
I ain't looking for the beef but I ain't seen it in a while
Uh, and we all want world peace
Murder show, I give your ass good seats
Shit, I'm much more than a good speech
[Outro]
Gorillas in suits
The holy war, the spiritual troops
Fighting over the mythical truth
Drowning in the political soup
They shoot missiles and nukes
Taking out such a pivotal group
The body count is the physical proof
And they thought drugs were killing the youth
Hahaha
Thank you, thank you all
I am President Carter!
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Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the pro's and con's of having a Gay Boyfriend. Featuring Jon Dal...
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Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the pro's and con's of having a Gay Boyfriend. Featuring Jon Daly and Josh Fadem. LYRICS:
Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think Im falling in love
Only man that gives me things
That I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say
He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you
Never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Ive never been so happy before
Hes almost Mr. Right
But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet
And I think hes gay and I think hes neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay
But what does it matter anyway
He hasnt come out of the closet yet
Til then Ill take all I can get
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You might think its a little sad
But hes the best lover that Ive ever had
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of rock your world
Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl
He lies and says that hes on meds
Thats why hes never stiff
When I ask if hes not into me
He always says As if!
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my vagina
He reappears from under the covers
Lookin like hes been to war
Hes drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more
Afterwards hes never tired
He just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk
Someday hell come out and Ill be happy for him when he does
But I know Ill be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You dont need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of slot machine
Til youve been with a king who thinks like a queen
I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!
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Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the pro's and con's of having a Gay Boyfriend. Featuring Jon Dal...
more
Riki "Garfunkel" Lindhome and Kate "Oates" Micucci sing about the pro's and con's of having a Gay Boyfriend. Featuring Jon Daly and Josh Fadem. LYRICS:
Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think Im falling in love
Only man that gives me things
That I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say
He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you
Never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Ive never been so happy before
Hes almost Mr. Right
But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet
And I think hes gay and I think hes neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay
But what does it matter anyway
He hasnt come out of the closet yet
Til then Ill take all I can get
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You might think its a little sad
But hes the best lover that Ive ever had
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of rock your world
Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl
He lies and says that hes on meds
Thats why hes never stiff
When I ask if hes not into me
He always says As if!
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my vagina
He reappears from under the covers
Lookin like hes been to war
Hes drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more
Afterwards hes never tired
He just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk
Someday hell come out and Ill be happy for him when he does
But I know Ill be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You dont need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of slot machine
Til youve been with a king who thinks like a queen
I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!
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