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It is physically impossible to laugh like that without the accompanying retarded shoulder wiggle.

@MimigaJoe I was pointing it out due to the fact that the problem was recurring since the early videos.

@nicaboi100 Or an Asian... either way, this dragon obviously needs more driver's training.

@roxasfruit Regular Show sucks. Watch the old shit, like Ed, Edd, and Eddy or Johnny Bravo. THAT'S classy TV.

Chick's got smile muscles like Barbie. I'm surprised he didn't punch her in the face.

I find this music easy to meditate to..

@UtubeH8tr I love that you are intelligent enough to talk like that, especially on Youtube. And that I understood it. And that he tried to reply with a hideously heavyhanded mis- and overuse of Old English suffixes. :)

@UltimaDX You lost your tampons?

Thumbs up if Fern Gully sent you here. -_-

@musicfly101 Thereby rendering their marketing strategy extremely effective.

@FAR33ZJJ The cool thing is, she's likely legal by now too. ;)

Didn't even make my 2 year old sister jump.

Batman on Crack sent me here 7 years ago.

Did you just call somebody... a toothbrush? I can't tell if that's a creative new insult or a degrading idea of a stupid Halloween costume.

RUFIO! RUFIO! RUFIO!

@joyrideINmypants It's an enormous Oblivion overhaul. In case you don't know what that is, it's a mod that changes a shit ton of things about the engine and pretty much all of the major aspects of it. This, I would say, is even bigger than an overhaul. People who've played it say it's almost a co...

@mrdaddyize Rap sucks. :)

Great song by a great big asshole. Like, bigger than goatse asshole.

@GGORRO Meant months*. Now I feel retarded.

@akalect Yeah... the PC series was literally nothing like Dark Alliance. I've spent about 60 hours in BG2 so far, and I've completed maybe 30% of the game. That's more balls than just about any game even today, and BG2 was made in 2000, the first was in 1998. Maybe you should try playing it, it's...

@Fawnshadow I salute you with the utmost geek respect. /O_O

@4Skyrim I assume you're talking about the wrinkly-looking thing on the edge of the water? I'm pretty sure that's a rock. For all of the people squawking about horkers without even looking at the picture, a) horkers are white b) they have pink mouths and c) if that really is a horker, and Beth ma...

It sounds like music from the Sims...

@MrHorse16 THANK YOU for being the ONLY person here who can talk to me in a polite manner. And I'm not saying one's better than the other, all I said was that DS won't "destroy" Skyrim like many are saying. Good god, it can be so hard to say three words around here without people getting on your ...

Ahahaha! Must admit, the preview somewhat ruined it. Still funny.

@finalfatasyfreak49 Who's the fanboy now? :) You realize you can stop being inordinately rude any time, don't you? Considering how much you've personally bashed me and how little I have personally bashed you...

Oghren's a fucking pro.

@Slayertwentytwo And he was Jewish.

@Metin2SeverTester Then don't speak German. Then it's funny for you too.

@xChildOfProphecy *I* don't have to make a big deal out of it? Buddy, you're the one that was calling me out for my original usage of "rawr." Take a dose of your own medicine. "You don't have to make such a big deal out of it... it's not that serious. If it REALLY bothers you, then don't reply." ...

I can't begin to tell you how damn nostalgic I get whenever your music changes over to Morrowind's track.

@TheMidnadarkness Erm... unless you're talking different characters, you can't be in both Dark Brotherhood and Knights of the Nine. KotN requires you to have less than one infamy, and Dark Brotherhood gets you a bunch of infamy.

I hate it when other religions-- mostly Christians, but other religions too-- tell me to stop being Jewish. Or to stop supporting Zionism. How about... fuck you. Does that sound good?

Eric Stoltz. Actually, a friend told me about the resemblance... to be honest, it's so real it scare ME shitless.

@Pills1992 That's the idea, brah. It's actually a bit surprising that he displayed them as both the bad guys and Nazis, because Disney was extremely anti-Semitic. You'd think he'd have agreed more with the Nazis...