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@tiamat87 Remember, this is not poker. In poker, "raise" means continue, "call" means betting ends. In the game they're playing, you don't "raise" or "call"; you "bet", "see", or "fold". A "bet" is less money, but betting continues. A "see" is more money, and it ends the hand. So, it's actually t...

@willyFF7 This is in the Brentwood area of Los Angeles, and they're heading into Beverly Hills. So, yeah, a rich neighborhood. But, it's not like there are Lamborghinis out all the time. It must have been a planned get-together of local rich guys to go driving together, or maybe they were goin...

I love how they have some 45-year-old Brooklyn-sounding guy reading what this 21-year-old wannabe-gangsta typed!

@marr21 How in the world can you have a problem with the Allemande? His touch and control is amazing, the exposition of the counterpoint is superb, and he conveys such expressive musicality at the same time as he keeps the 4/4 rhythm steady and prominent. And then he goes on to display amazing ar...

@ocsound1 I agree with you. I was going to type something like "This was a great performance!" but it feels almost pithy for me to say... her level of interpretation, skill, musicality, and execution are so extraordinary, she deserves so much better than that. I think your comment serves as a ter...

@TheSuperBlackMan I know, it seems like something is wrong here. If you're not allowed to tackle the punter, he shouldn't be allowed to fake it and then run.

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@EddV91 It's a pun, that is, a play on words. I decided to regale the YouTube audience with a most capital joke. See, an adult woman who works in a mine is a "miner", which is homophonic with "minor". If I married a miner, I would tell people that I have sex with a miner every night, and those o...

Darryl Philbin

When I watch this episode, I cringe at how snotty, irresponsible, and self-centered this young lady is, and remember the days when I was around her age and had to put up with this kind of attitude if I wanted to be with pretty girls. But, here' s a tip: Watch this on mute. She then suddenly lo...

After watching 900 episodes of JJ, I just now noticed the flag of the State of New York behind her. Even though this is filmed in L.A. Goes with the street shots of New York in the bumpers too...

This is one of the funniest JJ episodes ever. I love how she has them all explain what happened, just like a normal case, with no one seeming to have an inkling that it's all on tape. Then they break out the tape, and it's like revealing the prize!

cutie pie alert!

Once again, Byrd proves to be a worthless pile of poop. Just stands there with his arms crossed laughing while that fugly bitch is completely disrespecting JJ and the entire "court" room. He should have been flying down the center aisle to take care of that pig.

There was something really creepy about how that guys kept saying, "Come here for a second"

@dancerwriterartist21 That's a warm thought, but you realize it would tear your face off, right?

Terrible results from the parenting, too. As sweet as the plaintiff looks, and despite the defendant's witness Ashley's adorable doll-face, they've turned out poorly. Check these out:

florida.arrests.org/Arrests/Teran_Parmann_4677799/

jailbase.com/en/arrested/fl-hcso/2011-06-09/ashley-berra-110­...

Put'cho hands behand yo' back!