Beagles are the BEST companions you could ever as for! They're ALL adorable! I'd like 5 minutes alone with the heartless bastards that can torture those poor animals! If those jerks insist on the necessity of animal testing, then I'd rather not have that product at all!
Why the HELL use animals for this kind of torture?!? That's what we have Criminals for!! Use Their asses for this kind of crap!!!