About this user
1.GIRL: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
2.GUY: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
GIRL: Oh really? Because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U together.
3.GUY: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
GIRL: Did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell?
4.GUY: Where have you been all my life?
GIRL: Hiding from you .... How the hell did you find me???
5.GUY: I would die for you.
GIRL: Proove it
6.GUY: Can I buy you a drink?
GIRL: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
7.GUY: I think you're the best looking girl here.
GIRL: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I?
8.GUY: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do ou want me to walk by again?
GIRL: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.
9.GUY: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
GIRL: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
10.GUY: I would go to the end of the world for you.
GIRL: Yes, but would you stay there?
11.GUY: Hey, baby, what's your sign?
GIRL: Stop.
12.GUY: Hey, baby, what sign were you born under?
GIRL: No Parking.
13.GUY: So what do you do for a living?
GIRL: Female Impersonator.
14.GUY: Is this seat empty?
GIRL: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
15.GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
GIRL: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing
