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@SUPERMARIOGALAXY13 My fossilized dragon droppings, PAINTED LIKE EASTER EGGS! AAAAAAAUGHH, YOU EEEDIOTS!

In a project I had to do for history that involved rewriting the events of WWI but with fictional characters, I mad the CMC the Black Hand and Pinkie Pie Lenin.

Where did my cancer go?

@Rados130 She is, screw DirecTV, cable is better.

@TheHoodyninja

(Alternate Applejack speaks french)

Applejack: GGRRRRRRRR!

So THAT'S what happened to Rubberfruit.

Well, there goes three nights of sleep.

Congradulations Mr. Galaxy, you're the new Rubberfruit.

@ElectricNatureDragon There's also Rarity's New Dress, Scootaloo's Love For Pain, That's Once, The Experiments of Twilight Sparkle, Harvest, and Cheerilee's Garden, they are all REALLY fucked up.

The animators have been seriously fucking with us this whole season.

I'm glad it's Luigi and not creepy ass Weegee.

@TehNerdQueen

>Allow Fluttershy to snap a bear's neck

>Allow a cancer pony

>Allow Pinkie to go batshit insane

>Allow Snails, who is dumber than Derpy

>Derpy is too offensive

I dont' want to live on this planet anymore.

@Lukesonthomp If it's anything like Cupcakes, Sweet Apple Massacre, or Rarity's New Dress, count me out of it.

This is the greatest hero who ever lived.

Round One. FIGHT!

Twilight's Fatality:

She uses her magic to launch her opponent into the air, moves forward, her opponent lands on her horn and is impaled, she throws him/her to the ground, and stomps hard on his/her neck.

@Nickolov707 But, doesn't anybody remember G3 Scootaloo baby? That shit gave me nightmares.

@shadowhedgehogfan22 That is, if they were playing Episode I, then I would agree with her.

@xlegomatteox WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!!???? Why do you keep insisting that this cheesy piece of 80's dreck is anywhere close to Friendship is Magic?!

Where did my cancer go?!

Derpy is jelly.

@LionHeartedLEOS What flaws, I see none in MLP:FiM other than your grammar.

@MrGregorychant I guess I'm Prince Blueblood, then :(

I watched Newborn Cuties, and it wasn't that bad.

(background becomes blotchy green as eyes slowly become derped)

@TheBlazefan Apparently, you are from the Bizarro World.

I watched the old MLP, and it wasn't that bad.

(background becomes green as eyes slowly become derped)

Why am I laughing? I thought all these jokes weren't funny anymore ever since I left middle school.

Timmy's dad: Brony community

Dinkleberg: Hasbro after they changed Derpy's voice.

FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT

Dear god, what happened to Iroh!? (I never really watched Samurai Jack)

@Kerrandrius Damn it, you beat me to it.

Possible Fantastic Four reference? Maybe so, maybe not, I don't know, ask Pinkie.

When I keep a promise, I don't Pinkie swear, I zip my mouth closed, then lock it with a key, then dig a hole and bury the key, then I build a house on top of the hole, then I move into the house on top of the hole. (squee)

I couldn't agree more with Deadpool.

MY PONY DROPPINGS! PAINTED LIKE EASTER EGGS! AAAAUGH!!!!!!

...HE THEN USED THE REWARD MONEY TO BUY TWO OF EVERY ANIMAL ON THE PLANET AND PUT THEM ALL ON A BOAT! THEN HE PERSONALLY BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ALL OF THEM. AND THAT IS WHY WHENEVER A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IN A SPOT, IT IS CALLED A ZOO...UNLESS IT'S A BARN!