I talk sorta fast: try to keep up.

This is my application for the Evil League of Evil, rooted in Joss Whedon's amazing "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog".

L'enfant terrible, for those of you who don't know, is a French term (obviously) used in English for a 'young upstart', or "an unusually successful person who is strikingly unorthodox, innovative, and/or avant-garde" (Websters Dictionary). Usually they have a tendency to be a bit rude, mocking those who don't know as much as they do, or those whose opinions differ from his or her own.

And yes, I did sing this. Recorded it a few days before filming. When speaking I used a voice higher than my own. So there.

LYRICS:
They may call me a bit pretentious,
But thats just cause they cant handle the truth.
To be honest Im just contentious.
I cant help it - its a side effect of youth.

Im the source of Newcombs Paradox.
Fyou dont know what that means Id advise you look it up
Because its sad but so true:

IM SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
IM SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
AD INFINITUM!

I can quote Aristotle,
And I pal around with Friedrich Nietzsche.
Chat with Zeno about dichotomies,
And Schrödingers cat is nice to me,
And Shakespeare is my -

Which way will I go?
Oh, I bet youll never know,
Because its sad but so true:

IM SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
IM SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
AD INFINITUM!

Your pain will be unbearable.
I aint no infant-terrible.
Cest lEnfant Terrible! Oh, boo-hoo --

IM STILL SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
IM SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
IM SMARTER THAN YOU (oooh, oooh)
IM SMARTER THAN YOU! (less info)