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Name:
Alex Miller"Bobby Lightning"
Channel Views:
2,719
Total Upload Views:
450
Age:
15
Joined:
Jan 16, 2011
Latest Activity:
Jan 16, 2011
Subscribers:
13
I hate white people!
About Me:
 
I'm a ninja by night, but don't let that fool you, I wouldn't hurt a fly... due to the woeful fact that I cannot catch one. I like alpacas and Matt Damon movies. I started an association for mentally challenged alpacas. It's the American Society for Saving Retarded Alpacas from Peril and Endangerment, or A.S.S.R.A.P.E. I'm not that afraid of wolves because I figure if they really want to attack me then they'll come find me. They haven't come to find me yet so I guess I'm on pretty good terms with wolves. Can't say the same about tigers though. Last year, a vast armada of bloodthirsty tigers appeared on the mountains overlooking my village. There were thousands of them, all waiting to get their dirty claws into my flesh. As the tigers grew ever closer I unsheathed my blade, given to me by the spirit of the samurai master Lic Mi Poo. They say that he would only give that blade to the greatest warrior in history, which just so happened to be the brave and galiant Bobby Lightning. I leapt skyward and hacked down tigers one by one. Needless to say, they were done for in a matter of minutes. The bodies of the tigers lay scattered upon the desolate earth. I then let out my battle cry as I licked the blood from my hands. "ALIALIEICKIBOBBIEMOLOINKA!!!" I shouted to the sky. I'm sorry, I lied, I thought you would think I was cool. I've never even seen a tiger in real life. I don't even know how to use a sword. and I don't live in a village. Please forgive me. Lic Mi Poo is a real guy though. Okay, let's get back to telling about me. I'm very fond of bagels. If you would like to be my bagel buddy I would gladly accept. If you don't like bagels I will hunt you down and unleash every ounce of my wrath upon you. Then I shall proceed to devour the fibers of your soul. Haha, I'm sure you like bagels though.




I'm also an accountant.
Hometown:
Louisville, ky
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Personal advisor to Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that, I just wanted to sound cool. My real occupation is extreme veterinarian with my colleague Johnny Thunder. We do open heart surgery on bears and give chinchilas new spleens and junk. It's pretty cool.
Companies:
Three's company
Schools:
The school of awesomeness
Interests:
Riding alpacas through the galaxy, eating bagels, eating pie, eating pudding, eating hyenas, eating dolphin intestines, eating baby seal feces, I mean...wait, I didn't mean to say that. Well as you've probably guessed, I like eating things. Mostly things that AREN'T poisonous. It's really a mood killer when you eat something that will kill you in approximetly 2 hours, 27 minutes, and 57.2333334 seconds. I also like the countries Ougadougou and Yamoussoukro because they have wacky names. Kind of like Hamburg. Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers? If I go to McDonalds and order a hamburger, will they give me a German? Just a thought.
Movies:
Monty Python and the Holy grail is the only movie ever worth watching, ever, and thinking otherwise is the consequential equivelent of not having joy in the consumption of bagels. I also like The Nutty Professor although I found that the sequel was not as satisfying.
Music:
I prefer metals that are of a considerable weight such as Black Sabbath, Deep Purple, AC/DC, Van Halen, Rush, Pantera, KoЯn, Alice in Chains, Metallica, MegaDeth, Dio, Ozzy, Led Zeppelin, Def Leppard, Judas Priest, Scorpions, Dio again, Pink Floyd, Journey, Jimi Hendrix, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Evanescence, Slipknot, Stone Sour, Apocalyptica, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Stevie Wonder, Chuck Berry, Motorhead, Guns N Roses, W.A.S.P., Eric Clapton, Cream, Blue Oyster Cult, Heart, Joan Jett, Aerosmith, Whitesnake, Ratt, Dokken, Ted Nugent, Genesis, Phil Collins, Bad Company, Twisted Sister, The Beatles, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, not Ringo, OK Ringo, The Rolling Stones, Black Label Society, Rainbow, Damageplan, Skid Row, Motley Crue, Lita Ford, Queensryche, Primus,The Eagles, Boston, Kansas, Foreigner, Styx, ZZ Top, Marilyn Manson, Iron Maiden, Alice Cooper, Rob Zombie, Queen, Johnny Cash, Bob Marley, and like a fafillion other bands.
Books:
The book of Mormon........... to wipe my buttocks with.
Channel Comments
untoter3 (1 month ago)
i love guitar :D and you ?
502MRAWESOME (4 months ago)
Where's The Video Of Your Mom Exploding From Putting Her Hand In Cool Beans.......Oh Wait, She Didn't. I WAS RIGHT!!!
StephLeGratteux (5 months ago)
Thanks for the sub !
MrSMD2011 (7 months ago)
TAKE A CHAINSAW, SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, TURN IT ON AND KILL YOURSELF. I WILL SPIT ON THE GROUND YOU LAY UPON BLOODY AND DEAD
Th3Xp3rt (7 months ago)
Don't listen to the 'tards. You are hilarious.
JonasBrothersRUL (8 months ago)
you know when you said my username isn't right thats just ur opinion, mine is that they do.
StormInc2011 (8 months ago)
Rape
MrGrayfox16 (10 months ago)
Niggers.
torrentXofXdarkness (10 months ago)
I wasnt lazy to press te key, its just that i forget to press the right keys lol. nice channel btw
MrBigron00 (10 months ago)
MAKE MY VIDEO WHORE
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