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Hold the phone, Marc are you wearing a Red Sox cap? I thought you were a Yankee fan? Oh the shame, Marc :( You are one or the other bro, you can not be both, ask any die hard Sox or Yankee fan. I'm giving you a bad time, because I'm a former college player and love the sport to death, but I gues...

Great review JR, as always. D&G The One is great, and I own it, but there's something more special and sexy about L'Instant de Guerlain...it is a definite buy for anyone who is 25 years and older. Anyone younger, you'd be better off buying D&G The One...IMO.

Marc, have you done a Pi review?

Dan I thought the first 2-3 hours screamed freaking LAVENDER. I like lavender, but judas priest, not for 2-3 hours! I thought at the 4 hour mark it was a lot better, I enjoyed it from hour 4 to about hour 8. If you like lavender on steroids, this juice is for you.

Adam in the name of everything that is metal and holy...get behind the boards and produce KSE's next record. The last guy changed KSE into something your die-hard fans barely recognize. Please go back to producing. I don't think I stand alone on this.

Brandon, don't forget about the spray just above the nutsack, in case you get lucky at the club...gotta be a gentleman, if she goes down...lol

What do you people believe about the Covenant God made with Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob (Israel) that their seed will be redeemed, and blessed in the last days? I believe the Lord will keep His Covenant...of course only to those who wish to follow Him. Of course I believe not only the Jew but ALL r...

JR you mentioned "hot taco" in referring to Marc Jacobs Bang...I like it, but then again I am of Mexican-descent. What nationality are you my Latin brother?

LIMP DICK...I MEAN BIZKIT, DOES SUCK ELEPHANT-SIZE COCK!

Stallion you're the man of comedy when it comes to fragrance reviews...but you need to quit the "deathsticks" lol. I think most of us out here want to see and hear you for more years to come brother.

is it sweeter than Paco Rabanne One Million?

is the intense version the best of the three? or would you have this for fall/winter and then use the sport version for spring/summer?

Michael Jackson touched little boys...or worse...you dumbass!

T, "sweaty-tanginess" sounds good enough to eat...lol.

Spicoli, I agree, you need to let the shit calm way down...and then it actually smells great. The sales girl who sold it to said it rocked her world so much she bought it for her husband, and she was hot...so I said fuck it, and bought it. I use it for special occasions or suit and tie, and it ju...

"Italian Stallion" I get vanilla and some kind of woodsy smell at the last stage...which is what I like. Freaking LeMale is lavender for-freaking-ever, then at about 3-4 hour mark the vanilla kicks in. Pi kicks in the soft vanilla/wood feel to me a lot sooner. Stallion I usually spray one just ov...

Marc, you were right man, this is a freaking masterpiece. It freaking oozes "sex-appeal" my woman loves this shit on me, it turns her crank something fierce. She's only really felt this way about another fragrance, and that is M7 by YSL. Marc you need to do a Top 5 Panty Droppers. I just mentione...

JR great review on Lolita, I just got my bottle. My advice for anyone interested in getting a bottle or sample is to give it at least 20-30 minutes on your skin. It really does become something sensual the ladies like, believe me. This is definitely a date night scent. The same goes for M7 by YSL...

Fabino...no gay or anything...but you might consider shaving your hair down with a No. 2 guard, and grow some facial hair...it just might make you look older...again no gay, just some friendly advice...oh and hit the gym and get some size on you dawg!

Yo bro you know I love you, but "very nice" was said about a 100 times, you need a thesaurus to find new adjectives...lol. Nothing but love my latin brother, but after watching this for the third time, I realized you were saying "very nice" way too many times. You're still one of the best though.

I agree Fabino, freaking LeMale smells like lavender forever! Around the 3 hour mark the lavender dies and only then can I smell the vanilla. I like it because it's vanilla, powder, and woods...at least to me it is. Great review.

Brad you are not a gourmand guy...hence you should probably stop doing reviews on gourmands.

Kiersten Merrill rocks! Michael Buble who? Make a CD Kiersten!

Brandon, I agree, there's hints of Old Spice, it takes me back to how my dad used to smell. However, with that said, it's Old Spice on 'roids' it's much better than O.S. I would say it's more like 50% O.S. and 50% other manly scents, like woods.

Marc what are your four seasonal signature "designer" scents, no niche please, can't afford that shit...LOL. I know you change every year. But in 2010-2011 what is the scent you reach for in Fall, Winter, Spring and Summer. Pretend someone had a gun to your head, lol. Make a choice, and live with...

Marc, I bought a 1.0 oz for $9. Not bad, but it smelled like freaking Nestea to me, you know cheap tea. Longevity was about 20 minutes...about an hour into it, I could something not really recognizable other than there was something on my skin, I just didn't know what. Marc, I'm 39 and I think th...

how many days of the week do you do this?

I weigh 260 pounds would I use the "purple band" or go up to the "green-X-large" band?

JR have you done a review on Fahrenheit Absolute? If not, would you please do one? I've tested "32" and it was not for me. Of course I have the original.

I agree Soros is a schmuck! But why does Glenn never talk about the people above George, like the Rothschilds, Astor, England Royal Family, Rockefeller, etc...?

Wasn't this Amanda's number 1 choice on your 100th video?

Dude, your the "Spicolli" of fragrance reviews...you know "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" Classic flick, if you haven't seen it, you need too!