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"Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven."
--Mark Twain

"Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend." -Albert Camus

I'm an idiot, mostly. There's only a few things I actually know, and none of them are true.
From the comments on "Eighteen":

Your idea is so unoriginal I can't even believe you tried to sell this off as your idea. Which TALENTED writer did you actually STEAL this from you THIEF. You are an intellectual thief and failing that your interpretation is bland and you come off sounding like a pretentious douche. Nice nose rings idiots.


See? Even my haters think I'm talented. ;)

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Re: How I Met Tex
OMG, the same thing happened to me! (5 hours ago)

My Bob.
It does! Again, really appreciated. (13 hours ago)

It depends on which part you mean. I went camping, got a tick, and I let it fall off on its own, which only took a couple of days. AND YOU'D BE AMAZED AT HOW MUCH SEX I HAD IN THOSE FEW DAYS! (13 hours ago)

You know, Dan, I really appreciate that. I try very hard to tell stories well. Stories can do so much more than any other medium for language. You HAVE to accept the setting, the vocabulary, the premises, the world that a story is based upon, in order to be able to pay attention to it at all. The morals, the ideas, the point are all accepted subconsciously. Arguments cannot do that. In an argument all these things are earned. Stories are more natural to us. I love telling stories. (14 hours ago)

Thanks! (14 hours ago)

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Azrienoch.com is now live! Just click the banner above or the link under the channel description.
http://www.azrienoch.com

The Absurdity of Philosophy is now available! The PDF is free (or however expensive you want to make it), and the paperback is $14.75.
http://www.azrienoch.com/Books/The-Absurdity-of-Philosoph...

I've decided to create a second channel in the event that I want to make responses to people that would be inappropriate for this channel. http://www.youtube.com/jeffsmithluedke
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Channel Comments (583)
 
youmeandsomeknives | July 26, 2008
Bob - like you - was a liar- learn.
frisbeesANDflipflops | July 26, 2008
hey az-

i ran across a quote by leo tolstoy that reminded me of you. i thought i should pass it along. "the meaningless absurdity of life is the only incontestable knowledge accessible by man."
speedyconkiwi | July 25, 2008
Heyyyy I know your face!!
Thanks for subscribing. woop woop!
thesufferofhumanity | July 23, 2008
Holy crap. Sir, you have become my new hero XD I'm working on the PDF format of your book and I've only gotten as far as the Preface. But I can say I'm in love.

And I will def. buy a copy of it to show my support when I get around to it.

I do have to say I love you. In the non creepy way, or the creepy way. Whichever you would prefer =]

Rock on mentally and philosophically
robertantonnyc | July 23, 2008
Hey now, Enjoying the heat?
Chivalryaintdead | July 22, 2008
Hey Jeff, I have been really enjoying your videos. Thanks man!
Was fun hanging with you in stickam too the other day.

Anyways, God bless.
Happy sailing
Hope you have a great week, etc..
PerthPete1 | July 22, 2008
Hi Jeff,

I have posted a video as a response to your "How I Met Tex" video. I have referred to your story and thought you might enjoy checking out the two parts that my video ran too.

Thanks,

Peter.
TheHornyChihuahua | July 21, 2008
Uh, I meant "3400". lol You make me nervous, Azri....Hot people have that effect on me...
TheHornyChihuahua | July 21, 2008
I just put you one subscriber away from 4000. You can thank me with sex. lol
tickanie | July 20, 2008
thanks for subscribing! Keep making awesome videos!