FUCK ISLAM!!

Reminds me of the time a mate of mine decided to "fight" me when hanging out with some other mates, he got me in a schoolboy pin just like that and try as I might I just could not get him off me :\

What made it all the more humiliating though was the fact my girlfriend was with me and was standi...

Awww poor Holly(!)

I would sacrifice myself and swap places with Holly, I'm a hero like that :)

Being a west London lad, I have to say no other british accents are as sexy as that of a nothern 'lass', wether it be geordie, manc, yorkshire, scottish or even northern Irish, although funny enough 'scouse does nothing but be a major turn off :\

Anyway, my point being, I love being tuanted and ...

Can you imagine the girl doing the prank doing that to the prankee just as the pranker has a got a fart built up! >:D