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"@gemeloza2 gaston es el tutor de jose lujan?? o.O"
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"q lindas roberta y miaaa ;DD"
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Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door!
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Pitbull wants on the floor, but first he'll have to get in the door!
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Written by Mark Douglas and Todd Womack
Directed by Tom Small
Beats by Frans Mernick
LYRICS
J-Lo my name ain't on the list, come down and tell em I'm with you.
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubsy
Of Bridge and tunnel people
Get off the floor dummy lay on your side drunky
Let me introduce you
to the skanks and douche bags in the soul destroying line at the club
I'm confused
and I don't really know when I get of the train which exit to use
Drives me insane they all look the same which one do I choose
My GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes
I tripped and fell on my ass and all the children laughed now I got a big bruise
What the hell did I do to deserve this abuse damn?
Ple ple ple please check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend Dolly
If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored
When dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in isle four
Point and laugh at the poor
They can't get in the door
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
Leave your dignity and shame at the door
Squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four
So many tools here its like a hardware store
The roofies, the guidos, dancin' like they're spastic
The stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment Dali.
Piss your cash away on twenty-dollar cosmos at the club
Pick up your phone J-Lo. It's Pitbull again. Llamame.
Trust me when I say you'll never bang the shot girl at the club
Not if I don't get inside I won't... Dalai.
I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor
Bla ba bla bla I don't feel like singing lyrics anymore
Bla ba bla bla
This shit is whack son, I'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't askin' for permission son I insist
Ahhhh dude you're breakin' my wrist
O wow o wow ow that hurts
Why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt
I ain't never been a fighter, but I am a lover
Fine you win I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside now its time to the booty slap
This is the last call for alcohol, yall
The night is over. It's time for me to go and take a nap
¿J-Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea. Esta muy frio alla. ¿Por que me tratas asi J-Lo?
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LYRICS
I get more ass than a toilet seat
Cops let me sing in the fuckin' street
My life is an endless buffet of hoes
I been pimpin ever since my voice got low
Christmas is a time for charity
So Ima let ya sit somewhat close to me
I could be partying with hookers and blow
Instead I'm here with you on the down low
With you, slumming with you
Hey you, you're only a two
Ewwww We're dating on the down low maybe
You don't need that seat in front of the fire
You can stay warm with your spare tire
I don't know why your self esteem is low
Be sure to duck down if we see my bros
My Christmas list has a wish to make you cuter
Just like the chicks that work down at hooters
Here comes one now girl you got to go
No wait stay here and hold the mistletoe
Eww I stepped in some poo
Would you scrape off my shoes? They're new
You look like you're going to throw up
(watch the Jordans yo)
Jesus was born in a barn
Girl would you please push the car
We're making a left on to the interstate
Why do you complain so much
Your butt looks big with that crutch
Don't forget we're going dutch
Did I mention that it's Christmas
I can't decide which girl I like best
Maybe I should have you fight to the death
I know I don't treat you like I should
But I send you an autograph and it's all good
You are not the girl that I prefer
When I go out with her you can be the chauffer
Here comes the turn, hey where did you go?
I never really learned to drive oh nooooo
That was totally rude
Who are you? paternity suit? I'm screwed
Lets keep this on the down low, baby
Hello Hello How do you make the phone call someone back?
What would Aqua man do in this situation?
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Kanye is forcing Katy to turn her sweet song into a pervy alien space romp!
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Katy Perry vocals by Carolyn Castiglia
Katy Perry played by Kelli Mandruk
Kanye played by Reginald L Barnes
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Kanye vocals by Mark Douglas
Russell Brand played by Todd Womack
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Wed 4/4 • Lawrence, KS -- Granada Theater • http://thedigitou...
LYRICS:
KANYE
I got on silver pants I'm in a Spaceship
I'm not a Sissy, but I'm feelin' kinda Spacek
I'm the greatest, unafraidest, I got braces, I'm about to throw uuuuuup
cus I ate at Space Pizza Hut
Had to move to outer space the only place my head can fit
Gonna find a borg chick and go to space bed with it
Knocked up a Neptunian created a new race
Dated a Plutonian, but only got to 5th base
KATY
Kanye why are you here?
I don't like this version
You're not on the album
KANYE
Katy uh let me be clear uh
Every single pop hit
Needs a rapper on it
KATY
This song's about Russell B.
It's got nothing to do with
Doin' it with blue chicks.
RUSSEL BRAND
Katy it's okay with me
I'm actually quite enjoying this
KATY
I tried to write a smart song
With deep symbolism
They've got me made up
Like a space slut who dances for Jabba the Hutt
CHORUS
Sell me s s sell me
Bury all my talent
With robotic sounds and
Auto t t tuning
Package me to death
And don't forget my chest
More, product placemiiient
We've got to pay the rent
Mix Wall-E with T and A
Now, here's more from Kanyeee ay
KANYE
Come take a ride on my rocket
Give you a grand tour of my cockpit
Why does it burn every time I go space pee
I musta caught a case of E.T.V.D.
Them green whores gave me iridescent sores
Why did I boldly go where so many had gone before?
Too many seventeensomes with romulans
Next time I'll have to pack a stack of plasma condioms
KATY
Pop life is no longer fun
I'm flyin' to the sun
RUSSEL
But who will raise the benjamins
I can't afford this mansion
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