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"I got a college education and a criminal record!"

Yeah, I believe half of that statement.

The Big Lipped Alligator Momment!

Um, Panda, let's say someone (not me) was dumb enough to read The Necronomicon (totally not me) and let's say it turned their goldfish into an octopuss, demon, thing, and now it was killing their whole family: how would you make it go away? HELP ME!

Dude, you put this out here before puting it out on the site? You're costing yourself money, what are you doing?They'll see it now for free, and won't need to watch it there!

No, even the Doctor himself doesn't have the power to make a Roland Emmerich good. Some things are just impossible.

I had a similar idea a while back about the county after the US fell, and all the states broke off into individual countries: but like all my ideas, I never did shit with it. Glad you're not as lazy as me.

First thing, fuck this crazy bitch! Second, does anyone else think she looks like the butler from Rocky Horror?

Dude: I think you just pissed her off! You might want to invest in a chainsaw and a boomstick.

I have to know, was that Panda at the begining (pigsnake) or Welshy doing an immpression?

NO, YOU CAN'T QUIT, we haven'y even seen "Forget About It: Hooker with a Heart of Gold" yet!

Come on people, we all know the only real choice for the 12th doctor is Mr. T!

@thetommywishow JW is Tommy's twin brother: Jerry Wiseau. He's secretly the one who's making Tommy play these games so that he can drive him crazy, and take his place. Or not.

HELP! HELP, I JUST KILLED.....um, I mean, um, ACCIDENT! HE HAD AN ACCIDENT, TOTTALLY NOT MY FAULT, BROTHER, AN ACCIDENT, HELP!

Sure Panda, blame youtube. Nothing's ever your fault, is it?

WE NEED AN ADULT!

I hope he doesn't drive that way in real life.

Good work: but how did Freddy deviate from Hell's plan?

Well, what they might be doing (and I don't expect it, because they're not that creative) is to have him lose ever match from here to Mania, and the have him challege Cena. By this point nobody expects him to win, and it turns into the Rocky story, with him beating the odds.

Feed me Godzilla: feed me all night long.

@LordKamina2 Yeah, it's too bad Tommy and the Critic could make peace, because they could have work together and made something out of the controversy: like having the Thrid Anniversary Special be Tommy and the cast of the Room trying to take down Channel Awsome, and the epic fight between Tommy ...

So Mary is a Journey fan? I knew she was nuts, but damn! I'm starting to get the feeling that the Punisher might be somewhat of a dick. Good work on this.

I just though of something: if Welshy is all people, then that means he's all women: which means Welshy is Rose Tyler! Wrap your mind around that!

@sandrafaith Ah, did I get the wash up 80s hasbeens name wrong? He's lucky I didn't call him Vanilla Ice.

Oh my God, the world is being taken over by Sesame Street! And how does the professor know all that about Dragon Mom? This movie is fun as hell.

Eh, I don't know about the Halloween one. The thing that makes Mike so scary is that we don't know anything about him, and anytime anyone has tried to give an explaination in the past it's been a problem. I'll wait and see the movie ofcoarse, but I'm nervous.

THAT'S HORRIBLE AND OFFENSIVE! This guy is cearly encouraging violence against women's clothing!

I notice you didn't mention the ending? Yeha, you know what I'm talking about. Honestly, it would have been just a so-so episode, but that ending took it into WTF territory. So I got to side with Nash, sorry.

That was a pretty damn good promo. And yeah, he meant at least part of what he said: which is what makes it good. (Cain Dewey, anyone?)

Oh My God, it's the second coming of NELSON!

@myasshole69 I don't need to see anything, because it's obvious that Joe Lewis video (if it exist at all) was just CGI'd propaganda, started by the libral media to disgrace a real American HERO! (Yeah, it's kinda getting silly now, isn't it)

All joking aside though, I would like to see Punisher...