ZOMG!! I think I landed in Oz!

The first book was, eh...okay. They went downhill from there. The cliches got more pronounced, the melodrama more migraine-inducing. I got through the first two books and called it quits. Way to go Mr.King, being truthful enough to shout that the empress has no clothes.

"I'm supposed to risk my life to save your dumb ass?!"

HA! Love it.

Johnny! Where did you get your ring? I have a friend who would love it....By the way, love the hair. ( :

Give 'em hell girl.

"If the Evangelicals vote, they determine every election."

Those are the most terrifying words I think I've heard come out of anyones mouth connected to politics.

The most tragic thing of all is the kids. These kids are so smart. And they're being brainwashed.

This is sickening. Making kids think so lowly of themselves, making them believe that they have committed awful sins, forcing their self perception so low that it makes them cry. That's sick. That's heinous.

Someone who is so unable to think and reason and has such misunderstandings of science should not be permitted to teach their kids at home. I think there should be a government-approved curriculum that if parents want to homeshool their kids they must use. I also think they must either possess at...

Anyone else notice the irony of a 350 pound woman preaching oh-so-sanctimoniously about fasting? And calling adults who don't do the same "fat and lazy"?

The speaking in tongues thing is scary. They tried to make us do that at a bible camp I attended (also in MO as it happens). These people need ...

I wish there was a button labeled "LOVE." Beautiful job DarkMatter. I am properly impressed.

DAY-AM DarkMatter. That looks like a freakin' photograph.

@Gonegoodforever

Bully for you, but what you've just said is almost as bad as being able to go to heaven no matter what. Your way, God can re-examine your salvation and pull the rug out from under you. You can believe you're saved all the way up until you get to heaven, and then BAM! still get s...

You know, it's really nice that a young actress is actually singing a song about being naturually beautiful. It's a good change, I think. Great job Miss Gomez. Beautiful voice, not nasal and whiny like many of your other teeny boppers.

I'm sorry to hear about your uncle. Those things are never easy.

Interesting video, I think it would be really great for you to do reviews. Your experience with makeup is no doubt extensive, so you probably have a lot of advice and opinions to offer.

Anyway, my thoughts are with your family, and ...

Meh....its not as good as the old ones. It had it's moments, but overall, meh.

It's been 2000 years. (Assuming he was actually here in the first place, which many historians doubt.) Face it. He ain't coming back.

Finally someone said it. It's all so true. Never has society been more narcissistic than today, when everyone believes that every little post they make on FB or Twitter is going to change the world. You are a blip on the screen of history. In fifty years, no one will care. Granted, the Tunisian a...

"Scientists still have not found a missing link."

Oh my god. You're an idiot. Have you never visited a museum of natural history? Or read anything by Dawkins at all?

I'm using this clip in a presentation on Elmer Gantry. It's going to be epic.

You are officially NEVER allowed to delete this video. Ever. It's just too good.

I probably would have just taken the teen's car, computer, and cell phone away, arranged for her to be picked up and dropped off at school, and then visited the man and told him that if he tried to see her again, that I would cut things off he would rather see stay attached. But I don't think I w...

@ProportionalResponse

I hear you about finals, it's finals week for me too. Best of luck on your tests!

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...hate me because I fucked your boyfriend."

HAHAHA!!!!!

BTW Johnny, The Rachel Maddow Show did a segment on Four Locos that you might find amusing. You should go look it up on MSNBC's website.

Well, it was a tossup between the horse and the exploding bottle.

Exploding bottle wins, only because of the hilarious sound the kid makes upon falling on the ground.

How's Chocolate doing? You haven't talked about him in awhile...

Your lipsyncing is AMAZING!

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