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"You will know when Jesus returns" Serious question here: How will you know? The world is a big place, will there be one big Jesus or lots of little Jesuses for all to see? Will he agree to be interviewed by Geraldo Rivera? Will he update his Facebook profile? Will he submit to DNA tests to prove...

This would be more believable is the preacher was "left behind". You know, for skimming the till, doing the church secretary, or secretly watching gay porn - the kinds of things religious leaders often get caught up in.

The bible says nothing about "accepting Christ", there is no command in the bible to accept Christ, there is not one single example of anyone in the bible accepting Christ.

Hey man, the next time Jesus tells you that he has something to say to me, tell him to tell ME to my face, thank you.

Right and wrong, or morality, is really very simple: Do no harm. If you're not hurting anyone, it's not immoral. Sin just means that you offended some god or his followers.

What if Jesus turns out to be a black lesbian?

The wages of sin is death. The wages of the preacher is $120,000/yr. plus a generous housing allowance.

Yup, it's exactly like that.

I hate to break it to you....but when you die, you are dead. When you are dead, you stop going places and doing things. Isn't that the whole point of being dead - no more going places, no more doing things?

Thanks to this guy, I did a lot of research and read the Bible to learn about hell because I was afraid of going there. I discovered that hell is just a bullshit story used to control people through fear.

@bubblyshally WRONG - There are not only two choices - Christianity is true or Atheism is true. There are tens of thousands of religions, millions of gods, and millions of "hells". You are just as likely to go to hell for NOT being a _________ (fill in the blank), as someone else is for not belie...

The Egg McMuffin came first.

Is this game available for XBOX, or PS3?

I want to see that thing released in park and watch the people run for their lives!!

If all the good and smart people go to hell, then who gets into heaven? Stupid assholes?

Sure, he's very cute and all, but I'm much more impressed with little kids who can play the violin or piano. This kid is just a good actor.

Actually, God DID make Adam and Steve. And everybody else.

I miss the Baptist Church, it was so entertaining.

Which planet has 900 countries?

Let's play "Pin the Tail on the Antichrist"

Revelation already happened in 70AD, this video is pure nonsense.

I remember this one...........The day Brain ALMOST took over the world!!!!

Lying sack of shit!!!!

My vote for most disturbing movie goes to "Hannibal Rising" (prequel to Silence of the Lambs)

@nar3sas There is zero evidence that this any more than bad dream, drug induced bad trip, powerful illusion, or simply a made up tall tale. There is also zero evidence that hell, or any afterlife for that matter really exist. By the way, this guys book is the reason I no longer believe in hell, a...

"If Harry Potter lived in Old Testament times, he would have been killed" So, according to the Bible, it's okay to kill someone because they practice a difference religion. Now that's fucked up!!!!

el Senor es mi fuerza y mi cancion ,que seria de vida sin su amor,gracias pahola por seguir fiel hasta el dia de hoy ,te conozco desde que era una nina,somos de la misma edad.y me gozo de saber que siguez cantando para nuestro DIOS Y SALVADOR.AMEN.

There is a "dumb ass" in the bible: see 2 Peter 2:16 in the King James Version.

Take him to China he'll be worshiped as Buddha reincarnated

Stupid, this actually presents a gay couple with a child in a positive light. They seem like a happy family having a normal conversation in a normal home. It almost makes gay marriage look normal. Are sure this isn't a parody from the anti prop eight crowd?

@lolex169 Yeah, I know it's Morpheus. But Obama referenced the "blue" pill and the "red" pill when selling his health care scheme.

This is every man's dream ;-)

Reminds of that weird Japanese cartoon porn. You know, the kind that shows two gay horses doing it.