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Has everyone forgotten that bands dating back to yesteryear were also asshats? It's well known that Bowie ripped off other not so famous musicians. Also the Chilis broke Mr Bungle's career because they happened to release California on the same day as Californication. Chilis are great, but also c...

@glenza69 Same as Bittersweet Symphony. Which is surprising because it's at odds with their other songs about looking back with regret, or longing to get back with someone. The album title, "Urban Hymns", says it all really.

Holy shit, sure is spam heaven in here. You want to be a musician? You record yourself and you go get noticed. You don't sit there harping on about being 13 or whatever. Everyone wants to be famous, so please do something original.

This is wonderful guys! I think I found a new band to enjoy :)

Bob Dylan's version was so much better.

This song is truly inspiring. I always listen to it when I'm worried about something, and it makes me realize that despite my trouble, and how bad it may seem, many others are going through the same thing, and that in the end, if no-one is there to help, I can always help myself in some way or ot...

Hi. I'm 20 years of age. I'm a musician and I want you to...ENJOY THE MUSIC!

I'm like come on, bet goddamnit...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU CHECK? DSKFJLFDLFSKACMDSLC

"Well I do have a really big donkey dick."

*sips tea*

Here comes a joke! Aw shit it's gone that way.

This is like half of Youtube's martial arts "experts.

inb4 LOL STFU DUDE IM A NINJA MASTER

Holy shit, the old man one made me laugh harder than I've ever laughed before in my entire life. It literally took me 2 minutes to calm down. I'm still crying.

GAME OVER

YOU ARE NOW A POOR BOY, AND NOBODY LOVES YOU.

What's a pop stir?

Stop fucking singing about microwave dinners.

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"OH GOD!" "No that's not the sad part."

xD

It's amazing. They fit most of life's philosophies into 2 minutes and 13 seconds.

Go back to the shadows and be a family man.

"And I hope you're holding hands by New Year's Eve."

@beautysoulsister I agree with you there, they have always been pretty mainstream. And I know it's not the going mainstream people are pissed about, it's the label the song gets as being attached to a certain movie, but I mean, Muse don't care about that, so why should we care? The song has alrea...

Want to go?

Cool cos we want you gone too.

People wonder why there's a recession. It's to punish people like this.

Does no-one see the onion symbol on the shelf?

I'd guess from the announcement of the "dance break" that this is meant to be a parody of a culture that has become about material posessions.

BACK TO THE DEPTHS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME TALENTLESS WENCH, AND TAKE WITH THEE THAT HORRIFIC SOUND THAT DOTH VOMIT FORTH FROM YOUR GILLS AND FESTERETH IN MINE EARS.

I lost it when he said stupidcaine.

LOL @ 2:34 when he tries not to laugh while singing xD

"I have a big question. How long will it take you to move all your crap out of my place?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

They use the mouth...HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Exit pig one, pig two same story." I lol'd.

@jobless205 I don't but I'm liking that anyway xD

"Is your grandfather alive?" "No." "That's cos he fucking ate that!"

I won't lie, I laughed.

Ramsay is a prick, but he's a prick because he is firmly of the belief that if people shut the fuck up and do it his way it will get done. And I hate to say it, but most of the time he's right.

To take a Gordon-esque view, this is surprisingly good!

In normal people terms this is fucking amazing xD

This should be the music video!

1: Download rkill.exe

2:Save to desktop

3: Hard reboot computer

4:Run in safe mode (this will stop the fake antivirus from preventing rkill from opening)

5:Run rkill.exe

6:??????

7:Profit!

That's definitely talent man :) Keep it up, you'll go far.

The strange thing about this song is that as a child it used to depress the hell out of me to hear it, but now that I've grown up a bit (I think), the song means a lot more and it's catchy as hell, also it's taken on a more humorous meaning.