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♥ 11 . 9 . 07 ♥
HAPPY 4 YEARS, BABY!
Baby, you have made every single day of the past four years nothing but a whirlwind of great times, laughter, dates (B-)), meaningful talks of about anything and everything, up-all-nights, shoulder pillows, challenging times that only brought us closer, and love that only seems to get stronger. What a fairytale you've given me. I love you like crazy, you know? Mwa...♥
HAPPY 3 YEARS, LOVE! :*
Can you believe how far we've come? ♥ To say that I feel lucky being with you is an understatement. Somehow, there seem to be no words that can describe how much I love you. They all seem to fall so short. Can't wait to celebrate, Baby! *mwamwamwa*
"Our love is a song, we're singing it...♥"
♦ MY HiiiiGH-LARIOUS HOTTIE:
"Did a hippo stub its toe?"
YOU: "I like your platypus."
ME: "I like yourrrr..."
YOU: "Platypen**?"
"Day 47..."
A: What color are the shoelaces?
T: The same color... as the person wearing them.
"Why do they call it Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is tell everyone your name?"
"I beat it a long time ago."
"You don't smell like tacos and shame."
"Would you like a Samurai Teriyaki?"
"Do you want an Under Over... or a Smack Johnson? Dirty Harry? Fat Lily? I can only do the Slip-N-Slide on Fridays because it takes me the whole weekend to recover. I'm developing a new one, but I only have a name for it: The Big Cheese."
Tom Jones the Multi-Tasking Weapon of Mass Destruction
T: ты очень красива (you are very beautiful)
A: si (yes)
"Can I make good shadow puppets? No.
Can I make a really mutated horse? Yes."
ME: "They crowned a Miss Chubby in Italy today. She was 375 pounds."
YOU: "That's more than chubby."
ME (quoting article): "...the pageant gave the contestants a boost of confidence."
YOU: "What they need is a boost of exercise."
"I've p***** out things in the toilet that look better than her."
""I'm hot..."
~ on the phone at 3am
(drowsy or not, it still counts! :*)
"I have a rare disease. It's called Not Doing That."
"¿QuéQuéQué?"
"Sometimes, I want to punch him. I imagine what it would feel like... and I smile."
"actually, sometimes he gets the rocky-road blend then he doesn't complain..." ~ via chat
"Explains why there are never any guys in Activia commercials."
"I arrived in my 'I LOVE FAJITAS' t-shirt, and there was KFC." (p.p.)
" ♪ drop that thing on him! ♪ "
"Irish Teabag? That better not mean what I think it means."
"Get it up, work it out, clean it up."
"All I heard was the sound of rejection."
"It looks like I have a butt cheek on my belly."
"Can you call my phone real quick, I can't find it -.- mwa."
♥ TWR since 11.9.07 (Zabu Zabu) ♥
And everytime I think of you
After all that weve been through
Cause no one ever, no one ever ever compares to you ...
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