About this user
If the internet has any purpose it's to validate what most of us already know, namely, that indeed the world is brimming with too many dicks, vaginas, pussies and cunts (DVPCs). You may be asking, "but Astro, aren't vaginas, pussies and cunts analogous?" No, no. No. But that requires an explanation which merits a different forum.
The thing to understand is that DVPCs need to be spotted, identified, inspected and flagged. From time to time I may need your cooperation, and by all means you may forward names and videos any time if you believe they warrant my attention. Once a DVPC is identified, I prefer burrowing small burrhog identifiers under their skin, not solely for scientific purpose but, alas, it just seems the right thing to do.
Snappy jeers, smarmy rejoinders, bilious remarks, these work like tranquilizer darts. If the DVPC in question is of the larger species, that's when I may ask/require help as I have only one blow gun at my disposal.
Wisping blowhards, angry Muslims and bearded Muslimas, limp-wristed salad tossers, bleeding-heart mushheads, fanged and horned American-haters, witless champions-of-the-people-types and all other assmunchers and crazy fucks should be put on awares as they will be relentlessly targeted henceforth.
