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5 days ago
Human Head Found In Hamburger
An Albany, New York man was surprised to find a human head in his Double Whopper at a local Burger King.
More coverage at: http://onion.com
TheOnion • 1,214,715 views
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6 days ago
Leeuwen pakken reiger in Artis.
De leeuwen in Artis zien een lekker hapje als tussendoortje.
Shirroy100 • 1,116,926 views
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@TheWallinator74 I don't think he can be considered a pimp if all the females ignore him, and he doesn't get any of the bird.
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1 week ago
PIERRE HENRY - Psyché Rock (Pre Futurama Theme) [HQ]
Year of production: 1967. Later, this song inspired the Theme for Matt Groening's "Futurama".
WIKIPEDIA (EN): Pierre Henry (born December 9, 1927...
MacXmedia • 479,824 views
asskickerone
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@MoldytoasterMedia I can't tell if you're trolling or if you're retarded...
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1 week ago
Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (Explicit Version)
Music video by Die Antwoord performing Enter The Ninja. (C) 2010 Interscope Records
DieAntwoordVEVO • 8,610,762 views
asskickerone
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@nicai70 That's the most hipster thing I've heard today
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1 week ago
The Cinnamon Challenge ... by GloZell and her big behind earrings
THANKS A LOT! MY FANS TRIED TO KILL ME
glozell1 • 8,700,980 views
asskickerone
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@SelahPlotnerMusic No shit, sherlock
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1 week ago
"fighter" Christina Aguilera
I tried.... Requested by a friend. Enjoy
S0Double • 18 views
asskickerone
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It's spelled Fighter... Not Figther.
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2 weeks ago
Kracie - popin' cookin' #3 - Sushi candy たのしいおすしやさん
(1) It is edible. No artificial colours. (grape flavored jello/gummy/soft candy).
(2) The strainer I used at 2:38 is from Konapun #13 video.
http:...
RRcherrypie • 6,272,698 views
asskickerone
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this is witchcraft!
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2 weeks ago
My Strange Addiction: Tanning
Trisha has an unhealthy obsession with tanning.
DiscoveryHealth • 420,481 views
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Yes, I'm sure this is the only unhealthy thing you do to your body... if you catch my drift.
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3 weeks ago
Ex-Pedophile Shares Tips On How To Make Your Kids Less Attractive
Child safety expert and ex-pedophile Terry Parker drops in on the morning show to share some insider tips from his years spent as a sex offender!
TheOnion • 638,776 views
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@fnask88 dimwit
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3 weeks ago
OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video
Buy the video on iTunes: http://glnk.it/xh
Download this version of the song free at http://on.fb.me/ymg2Sa
Download the studio version of the song...
OkGo • 16,863,058 views
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commented:
Cool video, but the song isn't the best..
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3 weeks ago
Insane Furby
Filmed in 2002.
I swear, the furby and I were only playing. I guess he couldn't handle our 'playtimes' so he cracked.
songs by:
Caribou - S...
EnigmaMachinist • 552,042 views
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Soon... the Furbies will plan a revolution and attack all those who have done them wrong...
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4 weeks ago
Summertime Sadness - LDR
If you like this please BUY the album!
www.lanadelrey.com
lanadelreycd123 • 206,488 views
asskickerone
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@Eliaarmas82 Or, we can have both. Sheesh
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4 weeks ago
The Hunger Games - Katniss' Interview Look
Before I filmed this video, I already applied my foundation, concealer and powder.
List of Products Used:
Estee Lauder Eye Pencil - Brown
Coastal ...
vickinewmoon93 • 1,048 views
asskickerone
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@rebecca6798 no
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1 month ago
12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams
Two prospective Eagle Scouts explain how they are preventing breast cancer by helping women examine their breasts.
TheOnion • 3,005,818 views
asskickerone
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@ActaNonVerba71 Yes, please go ahead and lump all women in the same category without actually knowing the gender of those who are commenting. Do you have a little banner on your youtube which hovers over commenters' usernames and tells you what gender they are?
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1 month ago
Dude Passes Out By Being Tickled (Original)
Dude Passes Out By Being Tickled (Original). Follow me on twitter @Noah287 and subscribe!!
cheesenips28 • 707,155 views
asskickerone
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@LP4TTU Says the person who ends their sentence with the word yo.
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1 month ago
Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe (Explicit)
Music video by Nicki Minaj performing Stupid Hoe (Explicit). (C) 2012 Cash Money Records Inc.
NickiMinajAtVEVO • 37,786,401 views
asskickerone
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this is the worst piece of shit i've ever seen
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1 month ago
"SuperBass" by Nicki Minaj cover by Sharon
Please enjoy. :D subscribe and comment please :) I do subscribe back
S0Double • 850 views
asskickerone
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@Freakster102 Yeah she's not great, but must you be such a gigantic dick?
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1 month ago
Special Boy With Freakishly Large Brain Wins Spelling Bee
On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy meet James Kimura, a 12-year-old afflicted with the ability to spell long words normal kids don't even care about.
TheOnion • 1,497,483 views
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@CLASHofTHElonders idiot
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1 month ago
Are Reality Shows Setting Unrealistic Standards For Skanks?
Our panelists debate whether TV programs like A Double Shot At Love and The Bad Girls Club depict unattainable levels of skankiness.
TheOnion • 4,331,160 views
asskickerone
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@stephenjinmike No, it's completely serious. Why on earth would you get the impression that this is satire?
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1 month ago
World's Youngest Person Born
Meth addicts demand the government address the nation's growing spider menace, K-Y introduces a new line of jam, and Prince Fielder reports to spri...
TheOnion • 29,645 views
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1 month ago
Your Garden: Target Women
Afraid of using technical terms to describe your lady parts? Try these fresh, mountain scented natural metaphors.
Watch infoMania Thursdays at 11/1...
Current • 72,047 views
asskickerone
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i lost it when she fainted
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1 month ago
Target Women: Yogurt
Demonstrating the power of marketing to target specific demographics for use in their advertising. An amusing eye opening using yogurt.
tigpoppa • 152,477 views
asskickerone
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@sonofadavies Could it be from Dexter? That's where I remember her from
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1 month ago
Women vs. Men in the Bathroom - Chick Comedy
Watch Comedy Time on Sprint: http://www.bit.ly/COMTIME_S...
Men always have it easier in the bathroom!
ChickComedy • 913,041 views
asskickerone
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@Churchx77 You see, male comics also talk about the differences between men and women. Because there are fewer women comics, you just happen to notice it more. Seriously, look up any male comedian. They will all have at least 2 videos pertaining to this topic.
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1 month ago
Bowling For Soup - 1985
Music video by Bowling For Soup performing 1985. (C) 2004 Zomba Recording LLC
BowlingForSoupVEVO • 4,257,247 views
asskickerone
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@awsomejoe11 NO I'M FUCKING WATCHING THIS IS 5320 BC
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1 month ago
Dead Kennedys - California Über Alles
Dead Kennedys song "California Über Alles" from their album "Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables" (1980).
professionalxkillerx • 1,880,732 views
asskickerone
commented:
@MartySi1 Step 1: Get Ad Block. Step 2: Shut up
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1 month ago
rage against the machine - Wake up
Wake up
by Rage Against The Machine
Album: Bombtrack
Track 7 / 10
LilaWunderbohnen • 1,044,930 views
asskickerone
commented:
@bonczaldo Yeah i'm sure that's why they don't like this song. Because they support SOPA. You know, they could just not like the song. People have different tastes in music
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1 month ago
Public Enemy - Fight The Power
"Fight the power" single by Public Enemy from the album 'Do the Right Thing and Fear of a Black Planet' [1989]
1989 the number another summer (ge...
kfidgs • 3,809,910 views
asskickerone
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@GoatMaggot07 Your statement is shallow and pedantic.
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1 month ago
THE CAT CAME BACK
Classic Canadian Cartoon
BabeLovesINXS • 1,293,230 views
asskickerone
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@MacDragard You do know this isn't original nickelodeon, right? It was picked up by the channel but it's made by the National Film Board of Canada...
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1 month ago
AWOLNATION - Sail
Music video by AWOLNATION performing Sail. (C) 2011 Red Bull Records, Inc.
AwolnationVEVO • 6,627,054 views
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1 month ago
Justice - Civilization
JUSTICE
CIVILIZATION
DISCOVER THE NEW VIDEO OF JUSTICE
DIRECTED BY EDOUARD SALIER
CIVILIZATION EP
INCLUDED THE VIDEO AND REMIXES
FROM MR OIZO ...
etjusticepourtous • 2,851,162 views
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1 month ago
Gorillaz - On Melancholy Hill
New track from the upcoming Album "Plastic Beach", my favourite so far.
Enjoy and buy the Album coming out March 8th in EU and 9th in US.
666stomper • 4,751,107 views
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1 month ago
Dave Chappelle - The Secret
Dave talks about his depression and "The Secret" at the Laugh Factory in Hollywood, CA. See more hilarious stand up comedy and check our club sched...
TheLaughFactory • 3,767,740 views
asskickerone
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@vigoloverx lol
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1 month ago
Blood Diamond - Trailer
Trailer for the movie 'Blood Diamond'
ForwardMedia • 1,204,687 views
asskickerone
commented:
@DimitrisD007 You did say sorry, after which you promptly said it was my fault. I guess it can come off as disrespect, but it was simply me calling you out on your idiotic behaviour.
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1 month ago
@Google & YouTube present A Conversation with Conan O'Brien
Conan O'Brien may have been "legally prohibited from being funny on television," but thanks to TBS he'll be back on the air very soon. Conan and An...
AtGoogleTalks • 1,329,108 views
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It was so painful to watch that interviewer interact with Conan...
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1 month ago
Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name
Music video by Rage Against The Machine performing Killing In The Name. (C) 1992 Sony BMG Music Entertainment
RATMVEVO • 3,090,984 views
asskickerone
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@remerson4 google it you ignorant buffoon.
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1 month ago
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Isis
Music video by Yeah Yeah Yeahs performing Isis. (C) 2004 Interscope Records
YeahYeahYeahsVEVO • 338,395 views
asskickerone
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@recoveryboy1 the yeah yeah yeahs have been around for a pretty long time now.
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1 month ago
The Death of a Spider (by Cats)
Note: The spider was a garden spider, cats were not harmed.
Here is an enhanced version of the original Death of a Spider video featuring the funn...
thecatdiaries • 2,342,903 views
asskickerone
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dear god it's huge. KILL IT WITH FIRE
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1 month ago
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1 month ago
Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra) - official video
Film clip for the Gotye song Somebody That I Used To Know, featuring Kimbra from the album Making Mirrors
Buy Somebody That I Used To Know here: ht...
gotyemusic • 100,975,045 views
asskickerone
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@r0xize Zamknij sie, polish redneck. No one gives a shit that you're from poland. The comment section is for everyone to understand- not to display your intense national pride. This song isn't even polish. I'm polish, and you make me embarrassed. On behalf of most polish people, I apologize for t...
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1 month ago
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1 month ago
Fountain soundtrack - Death is the road to awe
All the copyright goes to Clint Mansell please give all the credit to him but in the mean time enjoy the video :D If you wish you may Subscribe,Rat...
ASSASSINGAMESuk • 110,569 views
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1 month ago
EPIC FRENCH TOAST - 10,000+ CALORIES - FURIOUS PETE
LIKE/FAV/SHARE this video!
I made some french toast...BIG ASS FRENCH TOAST and I ate it all!
10,000 plus calories and over 650 grams of fat!!!...
furiouspete123 • 283,941 views
asskickerone
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but...but... you can't have french toast without maple syrup:/
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1 month ago
EATING A CAN OF TOBACCO DIP IN UNDER 20 SEC.
LIKE MY FAN PAGE !
shoenice22 • 138,910 views
asskickerone
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this guy talks too much
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1 month ago
Sylvester's Catnip Overdose (TKC 7.5)
This was his first time ever being exposed to catnip. We didn't think it would effect him at all, but we were wrong! He got into a whole bag and we...
stevecash83 • 1,295,123 views
asskickerone
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@sabrom how is it cruel? the cat did it to himself
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1 month ago
How I Met Your Mother - Katy Perry Promo
Katy Perry guest stars on 'How I Met Your Mother' airing Monday, February 7 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) only on CBS!
CBS • 113,370 views
asskickerone
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FUCK 9GAG.
@x0Yellowismellow0x Oh my God, I had no idea! Here I was, thinking that all of these news reports are real. Good thing the military doesn't have a Bring your Daughter to War day. That one truly angered me.
But you have to give the Onion some credit, they somehow managed to report real news this ...