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Smacking kid with piece of bus in New York ass9 21 views I slapped a kid with a piece of the bus (the head rest) almost ten years ago. Time flys when you have fun.
Borderline racist... Malibu black commercial. ass9 574 views Is malibu trying to set black people back?
Travis barkers drum solo Edmonton 2011 blink 182 ass9 226 views Pretty much summed up in title.
Drunk mindy beatboxing ass9 65 views Made with CamBox iOS
I totally spotted young Jack Black at Voodoo Fest 2010 ass9 98 views innerparty system plays... I see young jack black.
Pirating... lol ass9 29 views Take THAT vet commercial at theater.
Brad and Mindy New Orleans 2010 - Voodoo fest day 2 ass9 58 views Second day of voodoo fest.
Brad Mindy New Orleans Day 4 - The first day of Voodoo 2010 ass9 53 views Showing all the good goodness of Voodoo 2010. I will upload full clip of weezer's cover of pokerface/kids when I get back from day 2 today!
Brad and Mindy New Orleans day 2 - the buggening ass9 160 views Brad and Mindy in New Orleans October 27 2010. Mindy eat bugs!
Brad and Mindy New Orleans - The Drinkening ass9 61 views Arrival in New Orleans and our first hurricane at pat o briens.

About WELCOME TO FACE RAPE

Come to my channel if you don't know what face rape feels like.

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ass9

Latest Activity

Dec 25, 2011

Date Joined

May 17, 2006

About this user

I could tell you about myself, but I would rather tell you about you. You have come to my channel to see me and my friends videos. The only real reason is, you either stumbled into after looking at 7 consecutive hours of internet porn, and after looking for the terms "boy and bear", you stumbled into a video of me fighting a black bear, or possible stabbing a man with a screwdriver with a black and white filter.

Now about me.
Things I like include, and are completely limited to.

- unicorns (the idea of them is angering)
- the idea of genetically creating a pie so dangerous that it could one day turn on us, kill us, convert us to pie zombies, then wipe us out with a nuclear pie blast.
- Wizard hats. But not magic. That shit is stupid.
- Magic. That shit is awesome.
- Beards.
- Whispers.
- Talking about working out, but not doing it.

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