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Dec 21, 2011

Date Joined

Dec 30, 2005

About this user

- Wrote The Holy Bible in under an hour with one hand tied behind my back
- Ruled the Philippines with an iron fist from 1972-1986
- Taught Bill Gates a thing or two early on in life
- Discovered every element in the periodic table, except that stupid Boron
- Broke nine out of ten rules in the Ten Commandments
- Filled in for Satan during his unsuccessful fight with Michael
- Invented blinking, perfected lying, cheating, pillaging, imagining a woman undress and daydreaming without anyone else noticing
- Won an Oscar and Palm D'Or Awards for being the Best Wall Decor in a movie
- Named every animal on the planet
- Enticed a naked woman to eat the apple
- Can burp on command
- Can make my eyes cross without hurting
- Won the Phulixer, Phulisther, Puliste, that damn award they give to writers except had to return in due to spelling errors
- Understudy as the Fifth Horseman (what? there are only four? well, only because I haven't been approved yet)
- Ask any of my ex-girlfriends, I'm faster than a speeding in bullet

Special Skills

Ask money from dad
Ask money from mom
Ask sex from my girlfriend

Hometown

Philippines

Country

Indonesia

Occupation

Evil Genius

Interests

giving tourists bad directions, changing signposts, currently on a hard-target research observing how many stupid people there are on the planet, pushing people off the cliffs, spitting from the top of buildings, lying, cheating ...

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