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Spiral Descent, a Charles Bukowski Story with Roddy Piper askzombiebob 2,116 views An surreal homage to Charles Bukowski, Spiral Descent is loosely based on the short story "Love For $17.50" and stars Rowdy Roddy Piper in a serious, non action role. Winne...
CSI MIAMI "Floating" askzombiebob 512 views While preparing to roll cameras on a scene for CSI Miami, an actual body floated onto our set. The police were called and he floated silently as we waited.
New England Patriots Fans Superbowl - Zombie Bob askzombiebob 10,226 views What if zombies had their own Man Laws, like the Miller Lite guys? Bloody shocking but effective lesson about why the pizza delivery guys need to get it right with Zombie B...
Cat WoMAN Of South Beach Seeks Fame askzombiebob 5,124 views While shooting an episode of Burn Notice on Miami's famed South Beach, our crew was interrupted by Charles, a local street person and self proclaimed Cat WoMAN who likes to...
Banned From TV....Zombie Bob's Superbowl Man Laws • Finger Food askzombiebob 7,335 views What if zombies had their own Man Laws, like the Miller Lite guys? Bloody shocking but effective lesson about proper SuperBowl eating etiquette with Zombie Bob, Bobby Marti...
A Zombie's PETA Commercial....The Man Eating Dog askzombiebob 1,941 views A message from Boston bartender Zombie Bob about nutrition. Note: Zombie Bob is no longer a member of PETA. Neither is Bobby Martini or director Artie Malesci. Editor Scott...
Happy New Year from...Zombie Bob askzombiebob 772 views Boston's favorite UnDead bartender, Zombie Bob, and his reanimated buddy Chick send goodwill holiday wishes out to the unsuspecting public.
Zombie Bob Gets A Job On A Movie Set askzombiebob 730 views Zombie Bob's entry into acting did not go well. All he had to do, playing a doctor on a movie, was to pretend to resuscitate a heart attack victim when the director called ...
Zombie Bob's Red Sox Rock Mastercard Commercial askzombiebob 6,257 views Who can put a price tag on loyalty? Tickets to Fenway Park, the cost of a few beers, rain gear....the amount is nothing compared to the loyalty of Boston Red Sox fans, livi...
Cooking With Tassels askzombiebob 1,032 views According to Bobby Martini and Ken, a couple of Boston guys, you really don't need to waste money on a bunch of ingredients to produce a cooking show about ziti puttanesca....

About Zombie Bob, UnDead Boston Guy

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Zombie Bob, The UnDead Bartender, used to be just plain old Bob. The human proprietor of what was know as "The Last Real Dive Bar On South Beach."

Originally from Boston, ex-boxer Bob traveled to Miami, not for the sun, or the fun, or the post pubescent babes, but to follow his beloved Red Sox who were in spring training. Once in the tropics, Bob wandered into the bar, liked it, bought it and began his last career - servicing the preponderance of ex-boxers and fighters, ex-stunt men and ball players, ex-bounty hunters and down-and-out B movie actors who inhabit the REAL Miami Beach that no one ever sees in the movies. They became his regular patrons.

Bob was bitten by a zombie at the end of "The Karate UnDead" and despite the valiant efforts of his friends and customers, Jack Cash and Reno Reeves, Bob died and rose from the dead, hungry for human flesh.

The guys, who had vanquished the zombie invasion brought on after a plane of martial artists went down during a weird hurricane and rose from the dead to wreak havoc on the trendy of the American Riviera, couldn't bear to shoot their old friend in the head. It just wouldn't be right. After all, there weren't many regular guys on South Beach to start with after all the hip, rich and pseudo-fabulous had taken over. They owed him.

So they chained him up, tossed him in the back of a pick up truck and headed out to their hunting camp and private bar in the Everglades to watch TV and hunt, while Zombie Bob, chained to the bar, served them drinks and chomped happily away on raw chicken. Jack and Reno were just waiting for their million dollar reward from the Governor to roll in.

Then they can get an air conditioning unit before Zombie Bob starts to rot.

The Governor never called back. But one week later, they will discover they have worse problems than finding a few bucks to keep Zombie Bob in chicken parts.

The Karate UnDead are back. Parts are not just parts. And these zombies want more than chicken.

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