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The Sender - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at The Sender. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem to...
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arprodexec commented 1 year ago
In The Mouth Of Madness - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at In The Mouth Of Madness. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of p...
theres an idea for a new horror pairing kane vs kane (sutter vs henry). That pic you put on of carpenter, he looked like old Lo Pan from big trouble... Another brilliant review of a horror classic. Cant wait to watch it :P 10/10
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With Friends Like These - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at With Friends Like These. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of p...
When the guy says "Nooooo" he sounds the fucking Incredible Hulk, which is relevant cos this movie looks like an Incredible Bag of Shit!!!!!!!!! Don't blame you for not sitting through the whole thing. 10/10
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Evil Dead 2 - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at With Evil Dead 2. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people s...
has bruce campbell ever been in a movie where he wasn't an asshole? I haven't watched this but i didn't think much to the first one anyway. The follow up Army Of Darkness was just hilariously emabarrassing.
This movie seems to at least understand that no one will ever take it seriously so theref...
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Eliminators - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at Eliminators. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem t...
WTF. Seriously, what the hell was all that about. You have the hero looking like Robocops cheap accessory and some guy who looks like the Master out of Dr Who shooting lasers at each other and looking depressed. haha. Good to be back watching these. it's been a while for me. This movie is on my N...
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Oasis of Zombies - Shitcase Cinema
A look at Oasis of Zombie. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people se...
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arprodexec said:
from the looks of this film i would say that even the ninja empire couldnt save it. You must have an iron will to be able to sit through this :D
Is it just me or did all those moustaches look fake apart from the lesbians. This movie is definitely shite gold haha. Well done with surviving this ru...
Maximum Overdrive - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at Maximum Overdrive. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people ...
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arprodexec said:
haha, King may have been stoned while he was making this... but what if he wasn't? Then it's just an example of his twisted madness :P Still at least he had good visuals and the right band for the soundtrack. My god, he does look mad in that trailer too.
Rock on, Shitcase!!!! 10/10
Ghosts of Mars - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at Ghosts of Mars. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people see...
5,814 views
arprodexec said:
"wait i forgot my tampons" hahhaha, nice one get the sexist comment in there. Wait until John Carpenter returns with The Ward, then i reckon he'll be back to what he did best. Hopefully no more screen wipes and pointless running around with facepaint and piercings. 10/10
Hope your throat is back...
Tales from the Hood - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at Tales from the Hood. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of peopl...
10,092 views
arprodexec said:
oh blimey, john and the professor have been kidnapped by ninja's... AGAIN. lets hope they don't get welcomed to hell, mutha-fuckas. Seriously the whole "every single black man has to say motherfucker" is so far beyond a cliche now.
But then again what a way for you to find out that you were dea...
Interview with a caveman
Interviewing a random goon. A stupid one like a caveman. Shouldn't laugh but it's too funny not to. Back soon with more reviews!
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arprodexec said:
oi think this caveman is in fact shrewder than he makes out. he's just playing it up to the camera (showoff :P). but then i've had a conversation with him. although he clearly gets wound up easily with all his random swearing.
"This question's for me..."
hahahahahaha
Bubba Ho-Tep - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at Bubba Ho-Tep. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem ...
4,745 views
arprodexec said:
Bruce Campbell, low budget, dodgy special effects, and Elvis blasphemy. there's no doubt that this film will end up as a cult classic. I can't even imagine how the book must be. still looks like it could be a funny one. 10/10
Fire and Ice - Shitcase Cinema review
A look at Fire and Ice. For (im)mature audiences only. Please note all reviews are very tongue in cheek and not serious, which alot of people seem ...
5,778 views
arprodexec said:
interesting concept using actors an animating over them. i have to agree that guy really was just a wimp version of he man. as far as the "boob lady" goes, well all i can say "enjoy, nerds!" 10/10 shitcase
Welcome to this Hell Hole
This is Shit Literature....As the song isn't very uninformative, I'll just clarify that I'm planning to reveiw books or 'analyse' them as they used...
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arprodexec said:
as a shitcase cinema extra/part time random goon, let me be the first to say Welcome to the Famiy :D
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