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That hair. That suit jacket. Ho-leeeee crap, this is AWESOME!

I've never respected Lance Burton more than I have here. Given his career and accomplishments, it's really endearing to see him perform old school for kids in an informal party like this.

I can only assume she's looking at the display screen, viewing her own tits and is flabbergasting herself right now.

Who else to critique a "teaser" than someone with her boobs all over the place?

Clearly, Adam is waiting for Steve.

Okay, does anybody else feel like they just got a virtual lapdance or is it just me?

Wow, that was f**king BRILLIANT.

Well done. Very well done.

"Two plus two not knowin' what the f**k it is, bee-itch."

Holy crap! I was wondering if you were gonna fudge 1:23 - 1:47, but hellz no, you owned that. Awesome! Truly awesome!

1:08 to 1:10 was a pretty slick move. I should try walkin' to work that way.

What sucks isn't that the comedian is disturbed so much as it's the fact that a heckler is a distraction that essentially ruins the show for the people around him. Most folks who buy a ticket to hear a comedian want to hear the comedian; not some low-life a**hole, trying to draw attention to him...

@TheLINK5830 - I actually perform this magic trick for my shows. It's probably the least impressive part of the illusion to be quite honest. The paper is chemically treated to burn quickly with no ashes and no smoke. It's called flash paper and any reputable magic shop would have it.

I love how there are guitarists jammin' in the background and there isn't even a hint of guitar playing in the song.

1:40 to 1:42 (OMFG, that's hot!)

I love how Rocky upgraded his trash talk. In the 80's it was "Go for it!" Now, it's "Bring it!"

I never realized the Fortress of Solitude was that tall. Took Clark forever to clear the top of that thing and that was after basically sonic-booming his ass out of there.

2:51 to 3:02 is just so WRONG. Gayest thing ever.

It's funny how, in spite of how unbearably f**king annoying this chick is, I stuck this out for almost a full minute on account of the fact that she's moderately attractive.

Damn, P-Diddy got his ass kicked.

Two firsts for me here. 1.) I never thought I'd see a movie where a dude throws a G-damned ELEPHANT through a window.... and 2.) I never thought seeing an elephant getting tossed like a frisbee would make me laugh hard enough to piss myself.

I'm sorry, perhaps I'm misunderstanding... but did he really do this eleven minute ass-kicking odyssey after getting stabbed seven inches deep?

Regardless of whether or not it's a fetish to get owned by a girl, allowing ANYBODY to punch you that many times in the face and head is extraordinarily dangerous. I just can't imagine why anybody would let another human being do that to them.

As her bed gently weeps.

Wow, porn music's gotten a LOT better since the John Holmes days.