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I think when that form came where you choose your sexual orientation ('cause, y'know, that's how sexuality works), I marked the boxes for both 'gay' and 'bi'.

I prefer pop music in Arabic and Russian. I get to listen to the singers' beautiful voices (which are often less autotuned than American music), and even if the lyrics are horrible ( Which, y'know, they are) I'm not consciously aware of it.

@PenguinPownage They need to do away with insane mothers who kill their babies. Because these babies cannot fight back?

It was on the news this morning, a mother in Arkansas who killed her three kids.They are taking the three babies back to New York, to the lady, to rest. My prayers are with the ...

Groundhog Day was 24 hours of my life I'll continue getting back until I spend it usefully.

"The fertile crescent is fertile" but I'm not sure about the whole "crescent" business. If you look at it right, I guess it could be a Croussant with a bite taken out of it, but compared to the Bermuda Triangle or Arctic Sircle, it's not the most accurate in the Geographical-Areas-Corresponding-T...

I want to get nerdy boys to like me, but the main problem is that I am a boy, and most nerdy boys I know are a lot more into girls. In other words, I'm consistently friendzoned because of my gender.

4/5. Crazy Dictator, y u no get deported?

@TheMontecarlo85 I mean, think about the food surplusses in third world countries! What we need is for everyone to reproduce, so that someone can eat all that food! It's not like we only have the resources to feed about 2/3rds of the worlds population. So you're right, reproducing is waaaaaaaay m...

The world is not a wish granting factory. Rising sun too bright for her losing eyes. Okay, I think you've covered every other sentence that occurs more than once in the book. Great job.

MSNBC has a problem with being pigeonholed as the liberal doppelgänger of Fox News. While you may have brought in good ratings in the short run, in the long run they didn't want to appear too biased.

A guy holds hands with another guy.-> OMG, THEY'RE, LIKE, GAY!

A girl frenches another girl.-> Now let's not be so hasty, lots of girls are doing that, it's trendy.

It’s from these kinds of candles that I’d come, to so resent such sleazy, scented presents, but the vapid, foppish flavor bore the favorable vapor.

So if it's not a charity... which box do I check on my taxes for "experiment in community"? Just teasing, but seriously, nice work.

"But his cock looked really nice in the picture." Protip: Google Image Search a few penis-related terms, reason being, it's likely not his actual cock.

@AniekMiss Well, we give more in tips to pay for our waiter(ess)'s health insurance, but you guys pay more tax to pay for EVERY waiter's health insurance, so I guess it evens out.

You didn't ask any gay people.

If only Michelle Bachman had an extra 'n'. Then we could go for "chime label ham CNN. could be Dr. Rage Ref, k?

While I thought the giant octopus was one of your best works, in regards to certain other deep-sea beasts (e.g. the anglerfish, the Japanese spider-crab, and translucent shrimp), dear You, WHY? Oh, and while we're on the subject, how did marine life survive the mixing of salt- and fresh- water du...

Wait? Two minutes hate? Why is that familia- hey, everybody, throw Newspeak dictionaries at your computer screen.

I value the word "wherefore". I think everyone who uses the word "why" in it's place is delusional. The Identity of the word wherefore has been established to mean "for what reason." Now people think Shakespeare meant "where" in that famous line from Romeo and Juliet.

Great rendition!

R.I.P. Frank Nagai

Serial Experiments Lain actually takes a dualistic approach to machines. To quote from Layer 05: "It may be that what flows through the Wired is not merely electrical information... I have to wonder if a new world was created [when the Wired began.]" The Wired in that anime is basically the inter...

And don't give me that evolutionist bullshit that says "I'm gay, but I was born through a vagina" everyone knows that's just science's way of covering up the Godly theory of Stork birth.

The evolutionary model states that color film came from modifications on black and white. But if that's true, why is there stilll black and white? What? Lots of people talk about "the evolution od Cinematography"

Dear Mr. Perry

A) "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" is pretty unpopular anyway

B) Liberal opinions, for whatever reason, are disproportionately represented on the internet.

C) Your stupidity is already a meme on the 'chans

So, yeah, I don't think your ad worked or could have ever worked.

Good day.

I think that stories need to play on our imagination in moderation. Otherwise, my novella "Seriously, Think of the Scariest Thing You Can" makes me the next Stephen King. Sometimes it IS better to show something than to suggest it, and knowing when it's better to do either can distinguish a good ...

What's the theme song in Japan? Out of curiosity. Or did the Japanese version have an English song?

@LeifErickssonable The difference exists solely in the minds of Westerners. Japanese people actually use the word anime to describe everything from Death Note to Spongebob Squarepants.

Prove they're not harvestng human brains so they can cause autism in children of parents who know that chemtrails are a coverup for that fact that we faked the moon landing, which was cleverly disguised by the inside job of 911!

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2007: Already a socialite by association with Paris, she gains media attention due to a sex tape with R&B singer Ray J. In the same year she launches her reality TV career, bringing her sisters into the limelight.

So, in short, it has more to do with turn of the century economics and social...

I Am Legend doesn't really have zombies. Why(Spoilers ahead)? Because their fundamental zombitube is reversible. Sure, they can't go out in the day and look all macabre, but still. They can reason, and feel emotion once they'v been de-zombied. as @FleursetRebellion said, zombism ultimately repre...

Can someone tell me if, to a Japanese listener, lyrics like "A cruel revelation from the angels will fly out from a window soon" sound normal? Is "fly out from a window" a Japanese idiom, or did they just pick something random that rhymed? Or is it like the beetles music, where it's intentionally...

Well, you could always give the male set a built-in cult following among other males. And if you include a joke or two at their expense in your book, you could always make it a "lifestyle choice."

You can't really do an accurate review of a game you haven't played all the way through. Also, you were probably playing on the default mode: medium. If you played on easy mode, then the game would be easier.

He had to have had the "Excuse me, but I don't come to your work and knock the sailors' cocks out of your mouth" joke prepared beforehand. Although, because he's Jimmy Fucking Carr, I wouldn't put it past him to make it up, on the spot, twice.

My only problem with feminism is how vague it is. The only thing all feminist I've met have ever agreed on is that sexism is a problem, and it disproportionately affects women. I'll agree with them on that front, although the idea that a man who isn't dominant is a failure is a pretty serious pro...

Cruithne has 1:1 orbital resonance with the Earth, meaning it completes one orbit approximately every time Earth does, but orbits tha Sun. But it's hard to put that on a quiz show creatively, sooo.

You can't say "cancerous" in your long string of insults, someone Dutch might translate it. In Dutch, disseases are curse words. Also, I'm sure several recursive translations would make "filth" into "shit". Where's your non-swearing insults now?

I got Four of five, without guessing exept the one I got wrong. I did the first one without sound. If you'll excuse me, I'm off to feel deeply ashamed.

@the2ndladyofshalott Well, there's the classics like H.G.Welles' The Time Machine. And if you're interested in time travel, definitely check out Doctor Who.

I used to believe that there was an individual store for every single commodity. Including variations on the same commodity, so there was a spring water store, a water from a municipal source store, a slinky store, and a store entirely devoted to selling the letter N for neon signs. Inversely, I ...