About this user
I'm not one of those mindless mass of ninnies who believe EVERY no pArking sign they see. Hmmm? eclectic, expressive, energetic, artistic, perceptive, generous, determined, talkative, smiles, never a dull moment round here. Just be ready for a wilD ride... No conversations here off limits make for some interesting times staring into the clouds or how to stop laughing at the wanderings of a over imaginative mind. Haveta say LAiD bAck! Except when I'm intenSE!! And LOVE to spend other people's money. Why buy one when you can buy two and throw one out?? My latest moTTos; don't you already have FIVE of those? Can we try to not spend anything todAy??? PUT that doWn and RUN before you change your mind! Count to 10 and hold your breath, maybe it'll pass!! If you start holding it then you sure as scmitt know you're goin to own it! Living alone can be drag on wheels, musta been that cave I lived in for 7 years; like Jean Babtiste Ganolie who ate spiders for food and sucked on moss for water, but you'd think it's a bus station here. silver & plates for 25. Like who drank all the juiCe tHis timE??? AND Yes, we ARE stopping to check out that GiANT Tree. And i don't CARE if it's too hOt for a Fire again, Open the doors! Isn't 15 candles enough for tonight? The Sport of the rich, building & designing is what I thrive on. We're all going to burn in hell for such wastefulness. How the F are we going to make it if everyone lived as americans did, we'd need another 7 planets of resources??? Give me a yurt with a skylight and rug and I'm FINE! Nothing more soothing than the rumble of the Giant Excavators shaking the very ground under your feet while standing two feet from them digging a 20 ft deep hole you need a ladder to get out of and SO loud. Actually listening to the leaves fall or the trickle of the tinniest brook running into the lake. Anything alligators, apples and acorns. And of course purple hippopotamuses. For the serious ones.. Alligators for protection, Apples for nourishment and Acorns for hope. Oh of course anything pUrple! My manager says try to stay out of bookstores, art stores and clothing stores.... And maybe you have enough plants? Lots of wood, did I say water? OHH the calmness of the water except when the waves are coming over the boW and you forgot the kayak skirt plus the wind is really roaring now four miles from shore with the sun going down real fast. Just drop the jib and main sail on the sail boat so we don't capsize. Do you think you can keep your minutes to 2700 this month? How about 4000? Oh just let the home answering machine go to 30 and it'll stop taking messages, that's what caller ID is for. Who wants to answer the home fone anyways? and of course being on the horn...especially when both of them ring at once while rocketing; shss... Oh, always slow down to pass.. Next time Lorenzo Valentio, my 7 foot long alligator who loves the back seat will tell the cops he was driving; maybe he can make it to 8 speeding warnings in a row! If I can keep from losing them.. 4 is a good number for the lottery this year; 4 pairs of glasses, 4 cameras, 4 cell phones, 4 bumpers, but you should see what a truck does to the other cars. What ever happend to my brain? What do you expect when you start getting distracted by doctors telling me stuuf no one wants to hear? The only accidents I've ever had were going backwards and even keeping my foot on the brake is too fast. They're making these new trucks just TOO big, even the smallest Tundra. And oh yea, 4 near encounters with radar traps. Give me a break, in Vt they either drive like in a parade, backwards or 4 flat tires on the interstate. Yeah or tailgating at 70, stay the fumking away from ME boy you can't drive like that. OR except when trying to be the 5th one through a red light while on the cell, how dented can that be? Never mind all those yoga stretches and stuff, Put the cell on vibrate and let's watch youtube vidoes with the ear buds full blast for 5 hours straight. Except my mindfulness classes are really cool. Betcha you cAn't watch the same vidoe 10 times in a row and still LOVE it! Little Leo...Can you say "it's SO betty crocker?" Hoz bout "Hey Man?" "EEEE... do it again Uncle grEg, do it again! He loves shooting our foam rockets or siren ballons off. Actually, just give me my floater so I can lay in the lake all day and listen to the waves and watch the clouds go by.....or how many strangers can you talk to today and get them laughing or telling you a funny story??? THAT's a LOT of FUM!
Hometown
rural Jersey you dork, where at least they didn't cut the trees down when the size of toohpicks!and gives you your gas?
Country
United States
Occupation
carpenter, woodworker, stone worker, architectural designer, builder
Companies
hmm, my own..
Schools
What do you think? I'm some kind of teenager?
Interests
hmm.... looking at trees, buildings and using my hands. Throwing clay, turning wood on the Lathe. Kayaking on Lake Champlain, Maine.... or jUst sailing in Maine in the summer time. I'm going to try one of those kayak trips to the Yucatan this winter! Writing when it's so quiet you can hear the dust fall from the air...hiking, yes definitely. my bicycle for sure. So FUN riding all over town. Reading and of course drawing, driving all the back roads real slOwly, with my head out the Moon-Roof. How many neat buildings can we photograph today? Or finding the bestests swimming hole and sitting in it all day, every day in August. Walking through my favorite wOOd, Oh yeah; it's time to plant the peas and stake the Delphiniums! Searching the springtime wood for wildflowers. Pressing cider from wild apples with about 20 folks. Old barns and buildings..Spiritual? Kindness, Humility and Patience hmm...Indians, Druids, Mother Teresa and Albert Einstein, God never sleeps.. Jesus, buddha, awe at trees. They all express the essentials. Give up looking for perfect love when we ourselves can't even offer it. Don't forget forgiveness of yourself then all those around you. Let Children teach you humility. Let someone into your heart, warts and all and you'll know the power of spiritual and being vulnerable. How to you get any office work done with youtube right there??? Unplug the wireless and take the MAC into the other room! NeVer laughed so hard at home made vidoes! How can people be SO serious, so nasty with complaints? Any LiVe alternative, folk or just some Metallica live music playing anywhere? Actually the best is Irish Music!!! don't even think jazz unless it's piano music! Dreaming of a sail bOat as my business manager and very bEst friend; mumbles then rolls his eyes! Montréal, Miami, Sierra Nevada Mts. and East Bumbleville. eXploring.......... and oh Lawyers were always a lot of fun and you could always remodel their house to get repaid. Doctors on the other hand don't cost a thing but aren't half the fun! I never had 1/10th the lawyers as docs these days. It's too embarrassing to even say. These days, you'd actually think I'm sick the way they talk. Except for my friends who ask if I'm getting younger or did you just come from a photo shoot for Gentlemens Quarterly, how flattering! What an adventure the docs become.. You know your in trouble when the hospital is on speed dial. thank goodness I love my MDHHMMHC. And I'm naming all my stuffed Alligators after famous people. My newest name, Johnny Fiasco and searching for a dragon's name for that Dragon's Venom they made me drink the other day so I can name my Alligator who sits on the wood stove in memory of that trip to planet nine again. And the one I've searched for 20 years after the day I passed him up in the mall; My motorized one will be named after those Germam boys from tokio hotel, Murc don son, whatever it's said, cause the box came all in German. Except the chinese put the alligator picture upside down. simple Passions are all I need.
