aporigine's channel

such a drag ;)

There it is in brown& white. NEVER trust a fart.

Daymn ... anyone else suddenly get the crave on for Little Debbie!?

Premature effervescence

Reservoir tip ... gotta use a hollow point

@flyinbryan1619 2:15 tells the tale. They're master baiters.

Fish are primates, and here's proof. This one used a thumbnail to catch me.

@TheBooshygal

Ordinarily I would agree, but Youtube is the next great frontier of "all democracy, zero impulse control". If you post a video here, you must expect all manner of unbridled, unexpurgated comments. It's worth remembering that even the shock commenters probably realize "1 body, 2 pe...

Has anyone else said it yet? No? OK.

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I am having some trouble masturbating to this.

Don't you just HATE it when some complete COW has such obvious work done??

1:30 SpecOps carryout!!

just for comparison, can we see an ordinary Ass Fish?

Promise me you'll never, EVER again spank your Sea-Monkey!

Handfish - check

Blowfish - check

...Rimfish?

Photoshop is ... STILL EXIST! Run. Hide.

@tonpolomuregal Because then you make the car look like the smart one ... mission accomplished?

@DCFCpyro The Polizia Lambo was real and used by Italy's equivalent to the Highway Patrol. Unfortunately it crashed.

That Velorex would have appealed to Lewis Carroll.

"But a sidecar without a motorcycle ... "

@aporigine ...after looking at some of the other comments, mine gains no points for originality. The Hot Wheels mentioner otoh ...

I was half expecting her to scratch in a litterbox, not flush.

James May's foldout tool box is coolness thrice distilled!!

This would have been funnier with NOT A FLYING TOY flashing underneath, followed by "available at all Al's Toy Baaaawn outlets in the Tri-County area."

4:48 it's a FAEL! Fail, indeed.

8:30 My dyslexic mind (after switching away from Cyrillic mode: I am rot) read TAMPON. Hey, it is a valid anagram.

@MrRonny6 Barbie needed the upgrade...

Seriously now ... to properly threaten a Veyron you need to address its primary capability: top speed. This GTR went to 200mph very nicely ... but it's the NEXT 70mph that tell the tale ... jmo.

@LeaderofMen21 I think Hammond meant "dress formally for dinner" but if you take it just a bit literally, the visual has potential to amuse ... jmo

1 person did a poor job of hiding the hooker's body...

This is "whiskerboarding". Do not want!

@motanelustelistu

One of a truck's gearshifts is called a splitter. Trust Hammond to make it sound really pervy. :)

2:13 ... talk about aftermarket accessories. Definitely not the OE pair.

At 9:08 the back end of the SLR looks ***exactly*** like a Nascar racer in "Cars", complete with fierce ah'm-gunna-GITcha expression!

Actually I really felt for Blue Shirt Kid. I'd'a been freaked at that age.

Oh yeah. Pay up.

This is one of my favorite songs on the whole CD. I always have a feeling like I'm 5 minutes from home after decades of absence and weeks of travel ... looking at the old neighborhood, seeing the changes, delighting in seeing the childhood home again yet dreading what I'll find.

@TurboJunkiebrah

not "racing" so much as "ditching the tool holding a vidcam with one hand and piloting a Fairmont convertible with the other". Jmo.

Unbelievable. I click on a video about boobs, and the comments are all about politics andor religion. Guys ... !!

May I make a recommendation?

1) Take a few deep breaths.

2) Look PAST the , uhm, "jew"elry. (couldn't resist)

3) Detect physiological response. (repeat steps 1 and 2 if required)

4)...

It looks and sounds like the illegitimate offspring of a Ford GT and the old Missile Command arcade game.