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Jan 2, 2009

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I'm as far away from stardom as one can get. Currently I work in a video rental store. Yes, a video rental store. They still exist in 2009.

My main BIG thing is reality TV. I can't get enough of it, whether it be American Idol, X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, Surreal Life, Celebrity Big Brother, 'I Love Money,' etc. etc. My main mission in life, as of right now, is to make as much money as possible for not really doing anything. And how do I that? By winning a reality TV contest. I don't have strength, so I can't do anything like Ninja Warrior. I'm not 'really' that smart, so that 5th Grader show is no. I'm 5'7" and 105 lbs, so Real World is out (they only hire skanks and Abercrombie rejects anyways). And I hate hot and humid weather, so 'Survivor: Anywhere' is completely a no-go. That just leaves Celebrity Big Brother, X Factor, and American Idol. I'm not famous yet, so CBB is off the table (damn), and I'm American so the Factor is 'x'd' off. It looks like my only option left is to win American Idol. Don't get me wrong: I love to sing. I've had lessons, I've sung since I was a kid (not in public but every little bit helps right), I've done musicals and been in the vocal ensemble in college. I've even auditioned for Idol during season 8 (you can't really see me though cause some girl dressed as Snow White sitting in front of me kept putting up her giant poster during the crowd shots... and the young producer who was bored and tired axed my entire group *true idol auditioners know exactly what I mean*). But having watched a slew of reality tv shows, American and from our neighbors across the pond, I consider myself an expert of sorts on the 'realty' of Reality TV. SO the next time Idol comes to NY I'll be ready. You watch.

FAVORITE SHOWS: Idol (Australian and American), X Factor, Celebrity Big Brother, The Graham Norton Show, Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Everybody Hates Chris, Malcolm in the Middle. FAVORITE MOVIES: Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Scream 1-3, Disney's The Hunchback of Notredame, From Dusk Till Dawn, King Kong (2005), Identity, Se7en, Interview with the Vampire, Across the Universe, Rent, The Producers, Saawariya, Porco Rosso, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, (lemme save the space: bascially any film Hayao Miyazaki has made and will ever make), Bride & Prejudice (it's not a typo!!), Grave of the Fireflies, Titanic, Miss Congeniality, Grindhouse, Lord of the Rings 1-3, and so much more that I'll just get bored writing down all of them.

Adele, Amy Winehouse, Duffy, Toby Lightman, Mariah Carey, Anthony Callea, Rufus Wainwright, Michael Buble, Lauryn Hill, Whitney Houston, Carrie Underwood, Britney Spears, The Fugees, Janice Joplin, Leon Jackson, Pink, Selena (not the Gomez one),Urban Symphony, T.a.T.u., Shakira, Leona Lewis, Lady Gaga, Koda Kumi, Jessica Simpson (she has SOME good ones), Girls Aloud.