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10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.
The Ten Commandments - Republican-Style"
I. Thou shalt talk about Christian principles, but not live by them.
II. Thou shalt attack opponents personally when you can't win on policies.
III. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, but be in favor of the death penalty.
IV. Thou shalt call yourself pro-life, and put guns in the hands of school
children.
V. Thou shalt give lip service to democracy while taking away civil
liberties.
VI. Profit is the Lord Thy God, thou shalt not put the people's interest
above those of your corporate contributors.
VII. Thou shalt make sure fetuses have health coverage, but leave children
and babies behind.
VIII. Thou shalt bear false witness against your opponents and liberals, and
demonize them.
IX. Thou shalt run on a moderate platform, then enact right-wing policies as
soon as possible.
X. Thou shalt call the media liberal, so that people forget that the media
is owned by corporations with a conservative fiscal agenda
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ontheroadsofitaly
(3 days ago)
thank you so much for commenting my video, i was in Croatia many times , i went to Jelsa - Hvar, what a great island !
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Grovajl
(2 months ago)
Ahoj, posílám pozdrav z České Republiky :3
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ZeldaBox
(3 months ago)
Odlićan kanal :)
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TheDevenrocks
(4 months ago)
Your description made me LMFAO. Very nice.
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ivoelaine
(6 months ago)
hvala! =)
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r1gester
(10 months ago)
LMAO! Love the Beer v Jesus stuff dude...
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petrwarry72
(11 months ago)
thanks a lot mate , hvala . petr
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pradinic
(1 year ago)
Pozdrav i tebi kolega iz RH i Slavonije
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sara6t
(1 year ago)
thanks
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TheSouthernGentleman
(1 year ago)
I looked it up, the only country in Europe that retains the death penalty is Belarus.
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