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how to cook a little kid anquertem - 79 views - 1 month ago
step 1 - buy a bunch of radishes.
step 2 - knock the kid out with the radishes.
step 3 - eat a kumquat.
step 4 - throw the kid in the boiler.


microwave instructions:
step 1 - put the kid in the microwave and cook on high for 7 to 10 minutes
step 2 - take out, stir, and youre ready to enjoy your meal.

side effects may include explosive diarreah, and canibalism
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adventures of the idiots anquertem - 88 views - 5 months ago
just a crappy movie me and my friends made, yes, landon broke his arm so thats why i havent been making movies for a while. the adventures of the idiots with guitar background music
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randomness 8 anquertem - 48 views - 7 months ago
yay!!!! randomness 8 is here!!!!!! yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!
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"DON'T TRUST ME" : SARAH PALIN ShaneDaws... - 1,643,762 views - 6 days ago
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metallica the thing that should not be solo metallice... - 5,252 views - 1 year ago
the thing that should not be solo
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House MD - The Bird Is The Word! 3rdusername - 33,169 views - 8 months ago
This is what happens when you watch Family Guy and the song is still stuck in your head when House starts. ;)

Dr. House discovers a new favorite song and decides to annoy everyone in Princeton-Plainsboro by playing it nonstop.

House = Peter
Cuddy = Lois
Wilson = Brian
Foreman = Chris
Cameron = Meg
Chase = Stewie
Thirteen = Lady on the Toilet

Song is "Surfin' Bird" by The Trashmen, as used in the Family Guy episode "I Dream of Jesus." Enjoy!

PART 2 IS HERE!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =6sHqwrv6gBE
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check out my videos...or else... i know certain people.

hey, check out my featured video

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I know what you did last summer"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night
About Me: i like cats, and i like to make people laugh, im also into math becuase i like it, and im good at it, i also like to hang out with my best friends
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Hobbies:
watching vids on youtube
Movies:
the scary movie series
Music:
hardcore rock, and hardcore metal
Books:
warriors
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Channel Comments (69)
thesonata17 (3 days ago)
i know! what's up?

i like your channel by the way :D
Mi8yspizzgurll (2 weeks ago)
yea...its so sad.
Mi8yspizzgurll (2 weeks ago)
haha yea the movie is awesome! and man, i liked all Billy Mays Commercials! its really sucks to know he's dead too :(
Mi8yspizzgurll (2 weeks ago)
oh mi gosh! that movie is the best! its so AWESOMETASTIC! haha i think your gonna like it :)
Mi8yspizzgurll (2 weeks ago)
yea...anywaz haha how has your summer been?
TheMeAllme (2 weeks ago)
I hate pretzels, lol
Mi8yspizzgurll (2 weeks ago)
cool channel design! yea...MJ died...its really sad. he was a great singer and guy. he'll me missed
TheMeAllme (2 weeks ago)
Hey
anquertem (3 weeks ago)
i just got a new channel design!!
christianrapper17 (3 weeks ago)
thats good. we should hang out some time soon
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