"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

If you are reading this, then it is likely that I have annoyed or offended you with abrasive sarcasm. It's in my nature. If you don't like it, I encourage you to write me a strongly-worded but grammatically-incorrect response.

I generally delete the comments that are merely a string of profanities and/or death threats. That's why there aren't that many comments that make the cut.

The most annoying thing is when someone sends me a personal message damning me to hell for something I said but fails to remind me of the video to which I was responding.

I especially like the people who send me three page rants that ironically begin, "There's no way I could ever be genuinely upset or offended by some stranger on the Internet." However, they do get their revenge as I typically laugh so hard that my belly muscles ache and burn.